Love: Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected,...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 00:18 - Netherlands

Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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By Wellgreat - 30/11/2018 03:00

Today, I convinced my roommate, who’s been single for a while, to get back in the dating game. He downloaded Tinder. His first match was my girlfriend. FML

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By Jason - 22/11/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, I was finally able to hang out with a girl I really liked at a party. We had a great time and spent hours together. When I leaned in for a kiss at the end of the night, she stopped me and said , "You're a great guy, but we can't go out because you'd be bad for my social reputation." FML

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By FlamedOut - 23/04/2017 22:00

Today, I discovered that my Tinder date is the roommate and best friend of a date from the previous week that went sour. He also hangs out with my former high school flame. What are the chances? FML

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By stupid drunk bitch - 24/02/2016 18:37 - United States - Cobleskill

Today, my roommate made out with this guy I kind of had a thing for. It wasn't a big deal to sober me, but drunk me wasn't having it. I drank half a bottle of vodka, punched a hole in a wall, and cried while laying on the floor. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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By anonymous - 15/06/2011 18:00 - Canada

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

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By LegallyBored - 16/12/2016 21:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, my roommate went away for the weekend so she could hook up with a guy from Tinder that she's never met. This wouldn't be a problem if we hadn't already made plans for my 18th birthday, which is also today. Here's to a night of Netflix with my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

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Monday 9 November 2015 15:05

That sucks ! :( Don't worry, you'll find someone who'll suit you soon :)

BlackHawkSavior 28

Monday 9 November 2015 15:06

Ahh yes the joys of tinder people. Keep trying OP I'm sure you'll find someone.

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epicx22 22

Monday 9 November 2015 15:05

That sucks ! :( Don't worry, you'll find someone who'll suit you soon :)

beeferjay 34

Monday 9 November 2015 21:43

you might have to shave her back, but at least you'll have someone

justsayingbeach 15

Monday 9 November 2015 15:06

That's what you get with easy girls.. Easily lead!

ad1836 19

Monday 9 November 2015 15:06

Months ? Thats a pretty long time for her to just turn on you Sorry OP ! you'll find someone better !

smackaroonial 20

Monday 9 November 2015 15:20

*Rafiki voice* Look harder.

disturbedchyk 11

Monday 9 November 2015 16:38

reread the FML bc he wasn't talking to this particular girl for months. he said he's been using tinder and going on first dates for months

BlackHawkSavior 28

Monday 9 November 2015 15:06

Ahh yes the joys of tinder people. Keep trying OP I'm sure you'll find someone.

Xobubblyxo 23

Monday 9 November 2015 15:13

Maybe Tinder is not the place for you to meet someone? Now let's see, how did people get dates and hook ups before Tinder...

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 9 November 2015 15:22

It sounds like OP met her offline.

Tripartita 44

Monday 9 November 2015 15:22

Chance encounters when they're out doing other things. Perfect for those who are naturally charming, amiable, and socially-comfortable.

tiger820 20

Monday 9 November 2015 15:15

sounds like a threesome to me! ?

EvilTurtle 35

Monday 9 November 2015 19:54

Why is there always a ? in all your comments ? ? ?

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 9 November 2015 20:40

If you try and use an emoji it blanks it out as a question mark. I assume he keeps trying to use emoji's even though it continues to turn them into question marks.