By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
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kristenlee 3

Today, somebody lied to me over the internet. FML.

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RiverRelic 0

Which means he's a married 48 year old man from New Jersey - or some dude you know from work.

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Trix_Disorder 20

LOL. Way to go. Is it possible you're a lesbian?

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RyanKaufman 7

Ignore the comments saying you can't fall in love with someone you "don't know" I'm pretty sure unless you have a highly intelligent schitzofrenia, you can't perfectly make yourself act like someone else. If you could, you can do it in real life too. So there's always a chance to "not know someone" in real life and online. And that person sucks by the way. Lying in general is shit.

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ilyuhms 0

ha thats funny. but thats creepy cuz i use to live in chesterfield missouri and now i live in philly....the op lives in pa. hahaha i hope i met that 17 yr old gurl

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alliewillie 22

"I've fallen in love with him twice" and "one of them currently" makes you sound like 12 year old who falls in and out of "love" with different people that you (obviously) don't know on a weekly basis. Sad.

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RiverRelic 0

Which means he's a married 48 year old man from New Jersey - or some dude you know from work.

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kristenlee 3

Today, somebody lied to me over the internet. FML.

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Secret_Fire_King 0

^^ this.. Almost a year old, and still phresh..

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heartemopants 18

A year old and still fresh

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heartemopants 18

A year old and still fresh

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lol_Owned 0

Maby one of his friends was jokin, i know my mates would do that ¬¬ (lol @ comment 2)

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ftsk117 0

Damnnnn, number six is hot!! sexyy!!

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Bluestribute 0

Dude . . . 5 words or less please

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nobridgejustwate 0

you say, using six words.

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dabears4life 0

yup 5 words and a number

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jlstewart 3

The op never mentioned that she hadn't seen his face or physical appearance. Stop making assumptions.

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aspopstar3 7

If the op had seen or heard ""him I'm pretty sure she would have figured out that she was infact talking to a girl so stop trying to b a smart ass if u can't infer simple things

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SS60 0

4 years and you didn't realize? c'mon, every time it was "his" time of the month should have been some kind of a hint...

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matthew5555555 11

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHThat made my day and I don't know why.

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lmao212 0

that will teach you not to fall in love with someone on the internet without knowing what they look like

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cduquesne 0

17 minus 4 ... so you began talking to a 13 year old. Sexy.

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golfpro908 0

lmao you no how to pick you relationships .. future pedophile .. its cute

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ColdplaySucks 18

It's possible that if the girl lied about her gender, it's also possible that she lied about her age. Either way four years in tricking OP should be a record.

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