Love: Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for...

By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

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By FlyAwayPlease - 25/08/2015 22:38 - United Kingdom - Mold

Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 248

You deserved it 8 280

By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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You deserved it 12 550

By heightdifference - 28/11/2013 16:34 - United States - Memphis

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML

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Passing

By butchapparently - 10/08/2015 15:35

Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML

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You deserved it 2 224

Small world

By Ashy.Kinz - 08/07/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, while visiting family in my very small hometown for the summer, I met a guy and we really hit it off. Everything was going great, and I brought him home to meet my family, where my grandmother told me he was 16. Now I’m definitely not getting lucky this trip. FML

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You deserved it 238

Distant love

By jadalaheart - 28/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML

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You deserved it 194

By lifsabtch - 06/01/2013 17:24

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

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You deserved it 8 822

Online life

By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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By dino317 - 27/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 06:32 - Canada - Regina

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

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You deserved it 4 709

kristenlee 3

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:08

Today, somebody lied to me over the internet. FML.

RiverRelic 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:07

Which means he's a married 48 year old man from New Jersey - or some dude you know from work.

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dontcare804 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:51

I agree with #72 Do it!

lmftnod 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:52

Dangg. some chick from the same place tried to same crap on me, and I found out who she was pretending to be and told her. Small world probably was the same girl just trying to be a guy this time.

ilikerainbows 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:53

Someone lied on the internet?? My life is over!

bioclock 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:54

Out of the sea of 40 year old men on the internet pretending to be teenage girls, you managed to find the only teenage girl. Congratulations.

djse 8

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:55

If you never got this "guy" to make a phone call in four years and yet still managed to "fall in love" twice...you got what you deserved.

dontcare804 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:56

When you still thought she was a guy, did you send her naked pictures of yourself? You probably asked for some back. After four years of you sending her pictures and asking for some pics of her, she knew that you had to know the truth before she sent you pics.

youaresofucked 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:55

NUMBER 13 THANK YOU! FINALLY SOMEONE GETS THE POINT.

Jasper_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:01

UM, AT LEAST SHE'S NOT SOME 60-YEAR OLD PERV?

damnn_it 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:02

HAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA SO SINCE THIS STARTED 4 YEARS AGO... YOU STARTED TALKING TO A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL HAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA IM SORRY BUT THIS IS SO SAD