Love, Vacation and Awkward: Small world - FML

Small world

By Ashy.Kinz - 08/07/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, while visiting family in my very small hometown for the summer, I met a guy and we really hit it off. Everything was going great, and I brought him home to meet my family, where my grandmother told me he was 16. Now I’m definitely not getting lucky this trip. FML

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TeaTimeAbyss 19

Saturday 9 July 2022 11:56

Did you not ask his age yourself???

Rodville 28

Saturday 9 July 2022 5:16

Maybe he was the only single male in town that wasn’t family.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 9 July 2022 3:17

Why not?

maskedangel 11

Saturday 9 July 2022 3:45

I’m guessing cause the person posting is older

Rodville 28

Saturday 9 July 2022 5:16

Maybe he was the only single male in town that wasn’t family.

TeaTimeAbyss 19

Saturday 9 July 2022 11:56

Did you not ask his age yourself???

49_Donuts 11

Sunday 10 July 2022 17:30

How does Grandma know his age and you do not?

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