Yeet it

By Sasquatch - 02/11/2017 22:14

Today, while showering, I noticed a spider drowning in the bath. Spiders gross me out but I felt a moral duty to save it. Reluctantly, I scooped it up and carried it to safety. Then I realised it was my housemate's pubes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 726
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manb91uk 22

I gotta ask, would you have been more or less grossed out by the spider?

So what you thought was a close shave really was...and put you in a completely different hairy situation.

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So what you thought was a close shave really was...and put you in a completely different hairy situation.

manb91uk 22

I gotta ask, would you have been more or less grossed out by the spider?

exileonmainst 16

Don’t feel too bad, although you didn’t save a spider, you might’ve saved some crabs!

IT'S ALIVE!!!!!

Sorry, OP, but spiders that find their way into the shower or sink have signed their own death warrants. Just turn the water on hot and watch the itsy-bitsy wash down the drain.

Well, that's far better than thinking you found your roommate's pubes and then they turned out to be a spider.

julfunky 29

As someone with an irrational fear of spiders, I couldn’t agree more.

mikkigrlxx 13

arachnophobia is technically not an irrational fear depending on where you are from

Now you know why his girlfriend calls him Spiderman.

Lobby_Bee 17

How bad are your eyesight?

manb91uk 22

Better than your grammar I’d imagine...

How do you confuse a drowning spider with Pubes. Someone's needs glasses

Should have gone to Specsavers!