FML : Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and...

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Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By seussical65 - / Tuesday 14 April 2009 13:48 / United States

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By kristenlee | 3

#110731 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 08:04

Hope you didn't throw those crutches too far...

By Trix_Disorder | 20

#110740 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 08:07

Life's ironic like that.

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By kristenlee | 3

#110731 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 08:04

Hope you didn't throw those crutches too far...

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NzxtZ06 | 0

#982235 - Tuesday 20 April 2010 04:54

idiot

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MissDanish17 | 5

#985291 - Monday 26 April 2010 10:15

Really?

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Toasty283 | 8

#5490617 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 01:51

Irony is great isn't it?

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drummerp64 | 16

#5596457 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 10:17

I wonder if it was the Scottish play...

By SS60 | 0

#110735 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 08:06

that's what you get for being an ass, YDI

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frolick123 | 0

#2670246 - Monday 13 June 2011 08:03

gods trying to tell u something mister thespian... haha remember god hates gay people :P im not religious or homophobic so dont get ur panties in a bunch its a joke

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ADOG2645 | 17

#6585862 - Friday 22 April 2016 04:26

How was op being an ass?

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_Adog2645 | 24

#6695665 - Monday 26 September 2016 09:39

Hey, it's my old account

By Trix_Disorder | 20

#110740 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 08:07

Life's ironic like that.

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samiwammy | 5

#3573325 - Friday 11 November 2011 09:41

MACBETH MACBETH MACBETH.

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thanazon | 6

#6117931 - Thursday 13 November 2014 10:02

I just read that play on English class. It was amazing :D

By lmao212 | 0

#110742 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 08:07

hahaha...that sucks.

By lady4 | 0

#110746 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 08:08

LMAO.. YDI

By shaPOW | 0

#110753 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 08:10

a fake broken leg isn't a good joke.

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SnaveNareik | 0

#561423 - Sunday 13 September 2009 10:59

It's a hilarious one :)

By alex_vik | 0

#110766 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 08:13

Moron, what would posses you to do that? YDI

By kelseysue92 | 0

#110767 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 08:13

it's theater...if someone had told you to break a leg this never would have happened!

By honest2dt | 0

#110775 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 08:15

Darling, You took the term "break a leg" to the extreme... LOL!!!

By ryan__h | 1

#110782 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 08:17

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....YRDI(you really deserved it)

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