By heightdifference - 28/11/2013 16:34 - United States - Memphis

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 967
You deserved it 5 912

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Love knows no boundaries.

ask him if he could if he could get u free presents from Santa first.

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This comment has affected me both physically and spiritually thank you for the effort you put into this...

# 1 much like your comment try using your words next time.

Your username and the comment you made are the same, NOT!

Well OP I'm 5'5. Our children will equal out to about 5'11-6'1

OP - I'd let you ride my sleigh any time. And now this is the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to you.

Are your parents bakers cause you got some nice buns. No? Are you wearing space pants cause your ass is out of this world. Still no? Hey baby how bout you come over here and sit on my lap and we can talk about what "pops up". Nothing? Fine I'm done!

Size matters not.

I'll be damned. I wish there was a button to express that...I really do.

Im gonna stop reading this thread and go retrieve some lost brain cells.

Love knows no boundaries.

Neither does height, my parents are 5"9' and 5'5" and I'm 6' and still growing.

Whichever one is nine feet tall is a freaking beast.

^ Dude, really?

I know how he feels; I'm a midget and I know it.

#39 was playing off a typo. 5'9" is hoe you may have read it, but it actually states 5"9' which is 5 inches 9 feet..

#39 You sly devil you. Here you are sir, have my like.

I want a relationship like that

Don't we all.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're tall enough Let me ride you(:

height doesn't matter when you're lying down

He'd have to be on his tippy toes to hit it doggy style.

ask him if he could if he could get u free presents from Santa first.

no fucking way

I can see this being the beginning of a "Catfish" episode! You could make a lot of money off of this story!

Ah Catfish! Well, they are making a new season. . .

I love catfish, nev and max are great!

Don't worry, I'm sure this will be a short phase in your life.

at least he was legit, most people are fake online!

From the context of this FML post, I would say he WAS fake because he was just then trying to convince her to do that when they met in person for the first time.

(ignore, posted in wrong place)

Well you have been talking to him for two years

Thank you, Captain Obvious. How could we have ever not known that without you? *looks at the FML* Oh yeah, that's how!

You say that like it's relevant?

Ouch. Don't worry OP, if you get out there you'll meet someone who'll be romantic, just keep looking! :)

Wow, aren't you conceded

firstly, it's conceited*** and secondly don't use words you don't know definition of because neither conceited nor conceded apply to what 9 said.

Midgets can't be romantic? O.o

He's not short he's fun sized!