Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
newburton13
| 26
Was she looking for a date or a daddy?
By
pokemonchick14
| 12
That girl is very lucky you weren't a pedophile. Shame on her for acting older than she was and meeting you, something terrible could have happened to her.
COMMENTS
By
newburton13
| 26
Was she looking for a date or a daddy?
Reply
TheOnlyMizLiv
| 22
Lookin' for a baby-daddy? Sorry OP, that's... pretty fucked actually.
Reply
lilhellian
| 26
Sadly I've heard of worse. And know someone that did it younger then that..
Reply
102Percent
| 5
What kind of a thirteen year old girl does that.
Ew.
Ew.
Reply
lilhellian
| 26
There is the famous jessi slaughter
Reply
nuggetmonster
| 12
She's lucky it was a good guy like you and not some perv. It could have ended badly for her.
Reply
Catkam623
| 27
That or it could have actually ended very badly for him if she called the cops.
Reply
Cashtangoteam
| 10
Chris Hansen would be all up in that shit.
Reply
sens3sfailing
| 24
I would be freaked the fuck out that Chris Hansen would be there. But then again I think when they set up the traps they make sure the people online know they are trying to seduce a 13 year old to actually get real pedophiles and not guys like OP. but still I'd fucking make sure that she knew her being 13 only gets her taxi fare to go home from me.
Reply
zandalee
| 19
Oh God I agree totally! I would so tell her family what she's up to. This little missy needs to know how dangerous her little adventures could be!
Reply
forest1wolf
| 9
Haha this comment made my day a lot better
Reply
darkshadowkitten
| 4
This reminds mr of a movie..."hard candy"
Reply
rachelndrws180
| 4
She was the one who was lying!
By
t3chn0cr4t
| 6
At least she wasn't an FBI agent lol
Reply
laya_fml
| 26
You never know. I hear the fbi is starting them young now.
Reply
EsOSiQueEs
| 14
Even if she was, I'm assuming OP didn't know she was actually 13, but rather his age, so it would've been perfectly legal for two adults to meet. If OP knew she was 13, well we obviously wouldn't have this FML.
Reply
Thursday737
| 7
Why don't you go take a seat right over there.
Reply
FFPulley
| 9
Chris Hansen walked in behind her.
Reply
kearsleyz
| 10
Did chris hanson jump out?
Reply
nightowl713
| 25
Not quite sure how OP could go about it, but I personally, would have found a way to let her parents know what she has been up to. Next time she may not be so lucky...
Reply
FBI_Surveillance
| 3
Man that'd really suck if that happened.
Reply
bakunin
| 4
Take a seat.
Reply
tpm45
| 25
At least she picked you and not some rapist. Or are you?...
By
justcreepinggg
| 9
That's scary...
Reply
ttqq
| 7
Could've been a killer...
Reply
justcreepinggg
| 9
Killer or pedophile:/
Reply
Carli_M
| 8
That's awkward....
Reply
PinkKawaiiChic
| 10
Hey age is only a number...........
and a jail sentence.
and a jail sentence.
Reply
X_Codes
| 11
Hey, a jail sentence is a number, too!
Reply
onlychildFTW
| 33
She's taking big chances. Jeez. It could end badly for her one day if she isn't careful. A
By
elephantsarecute
| 16
It may be FYL for you, but a paedophile would be happy to be in your place. Life is relative.
Reply
Proughboy
| 7
I don't know why you got thumbed down, that was freakin hilarious haha
Reply
TheOnlyMizLiv
| 22
Exactly! Age is just a number? ;P *I kid!*
Reply
mystashisgone
| 6
Just tell her maybe in 4-5 years look him up.
Reply
sens3sfailing
| 24
I don't know anyone willing to wait 4-5 years just to date a 13 year old they meet online... I'd try finding a person of age right now. And besides, 18 and 39, still creepy.
Reply
Sputnikspak
| 13
Doesn't fit remotely into the rule of seven. I could not date someone twice my age. Hell, I'm 26, and it weirds me out knowing my partner turns 30 next year (I also like to creep him out by reminding him that when he started college, I was in 9th grade - for some reason he finds it really creepy, even though three years is really not a big age difference and is actually not a big deal at all).
Creepily, they used to marry girls off as soon as they got their period, usually to men who were at least twice their age. I know they still do that in some cultures - it's the 'sign of womanhood'. The mother of King Henry VII was married when she was twelve and gave birth to him at age thirteen. I guess I would've been lucky to be a late bloomer if I lived in those days (got my period just before my 15th birthday).
Creepily, they used to marry girls off as soon as they got their period, usually to men who were at least twice their age. I know they still do that in some cultures - it's the 'sign of womanhood'. The mother of King Henry VII was married when she was twelve and gave birth to him at age thirteen. I guess I would've been lucky to be a late bloomer if I lived in those days (got my period just before my 15th birthday).
Reply
luna89_fml
| 2
Ew? Lol. We're actually lucky there's some guy guys left out there he could have been a pedo for real o:
Reply
davek
| 36
At the risk of sounding really creepy here, as well as pedantic, hebephile might be a more correct term.
By
obnum
| 19
You could always just go the pedophile route ;) I fail to see the problem here.
By
pokemonchick14
| 12
That girl is very lucky you weren't a pedophile. Shame on her for acting older than she was and meeting you, something terrible could have happened to her.
Reply
vampire1618
| 5
Ephobile
Reply
SillyGirl4602
| 23
I completely agree. So many young girls try to act much older. They don't realize how dangerous it can be to meet people they talked to online. She is very lucky op was not a pervert or a murderer. Her parents need to put up parental controls on her computer.
Reply
MarisaCB
| 16
Her parents don't need to set up parental controls. A 13 year old should already know not to do this, and if she doesn't she needs to be taught.
Every kid can bypass parental controls. It wouldn't help.
Every kid can bypass parental controls. It wouldn't help.
Reply
pokemonchick14
| 12
I wouldn't say every kid could bypass parental controls. Depends on what you're doing.
Reply
WoWurCooL127
| 5
Most can
By
waterkins
| 7
This generation needs to stay away from the Internet.
Reply
I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Why don't you follow your own advice, kiddo? FML is definitely not PG :P
Reply
rachel_potter
| 13
How do you know she's a kid? Her profile doesn't specify her age.
Reply
I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
The way she said "this generation" seemed like she was talking about her own to me, and her name and picture look pretty young, anything early 20s and younger would be put in the same generation I believe.. Anyway I was just kidding, I could be wrong.
Reply
rattusrattus
| 18
I'm 21. It is not inconceivable that a 13-year-old would be of my generation. Probably at the edges of it, but still.
Reply
lilhellian
| 26
89 If google is right then her generation started in '95..
Reply
stargirl_95
| 24
No, idiots need to stay away from the internet. Not everyone in this generation is stupid enough to do what this girl did.
Reply
Rainbow35
| 6
If the problem was with everyone in this generation, there'd be a huge amount more FMLs like this one.
Reply
kittykat1497
| 7
I'm really tired of the "this generation" comments. Shut the fuck up, every generation has stupid people.
By
lilhellian
| 26
It's a trap!
Reply
His_Holiness
| 18
I might be going out on a limb here, but even if the girl lied about her age she probably would not have met up with Op if he was honest about his age.
Reply
rockstar362
| 8
Op seems pretty honest though to post this onFML. It was probably just a really really really lonely girl who was somewhat mature for her age
Reply
gc327072
| 29
We can't repel sluts of such magnitude!
Reply
luna89_fml
| 2
I think he was honest... She lied isn't that what he said? O:
By
obnum
| 19
Well, at least you're a nice person (I hope). If she met the wrong guy she could've been in a lot of trouble.
By
JimSweatshirt
| 6
Woah watch out for Chris Hanson. Actually why dont ya just have a seat over there.