Friends, Dogs, Sleep and Awkward: No vacancy - FML

No vacancy

By Uber at midnight - 11/07/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, my friend invited me over for a sleepover. Only she didn’t tell me until it was time to go to bed that she expected me to sleep on the floor, as she had three dogs sleeping on the couch, and two more in her bed. She could’ve at least warned me to bring an air mattress or something. FML

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Hangryko 26

Monday 11 July 2022 23:15

Judging by your username, I'm glad you left. Hopefully your friend learns from her blunder. P.S., she should invest in dog beds.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 July 2022 5:46

What was wrong with the couch? The dogs would've loved it.

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Hangryko 26

Monday 11 July 2022 23:15

Judging by your username, I'm glad you left. Hopefully your friend learns from her blunder. P.S., she should invest in dog beds.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 July 2022 5:46

What was wrong with the couch? The dogs would've loved it.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Tuesday 12 July 2022 6:32

Three Dog Night?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 July 2022 6:40

Dogs bring "Joy to the World" on the road to Shambala!

Yudith 24

Tuesday 12 July 2022 13:00

Maybe she expected you to sleep on the dogs.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Tuesday 12 July 2022 15:05

Must..not..make...doggystyle joke...

wysegirl 24

Wednesday 13 July 2022 16:15

It would have been. waste with the air mattress since enough would have just had holes in it from the dogs.

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