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Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37150) - you deserved it (7342)

On 01/09/2010 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Oh no, he must have been the only attractive guy in the world, now who will you have sex solely based on looks now?

#4 - On 01/09/2010 at 7:28pm by somepartsareme

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Hardcore flirting?
"omg you look totally fucking awesome in the new shirt! *headbang*"
"fuck yeah, I know!"

#16 - On 01/09/2010 at 7:53pm by alexandraa

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