Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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somepartsareme 0
Oh no, he must have been the only attractive guy in the world, now who will you have sex solely based on looks now?
alexandraa_fml 0
Hardcore flirting? "omg you look totally ******* awesome in the new shirt! *headbang*" "**** yeah, I know!"
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Comments (129)
TripleJumpMan 0
hardcore flirting?
NewtonsApple 0
just let him put on a blindfold and do anal problem solved :D
sketchbooklove93 0
All of the good looking and kind men I've met are gay. All of the straight men I know are assholes. Life is not fair, I feel your pain, OP.
AmberHall 2
You should brush up your flirting technique. Or it is possible he's bi and in an open relationship. Unlikely though
fatalkiss 0
threesome? they could be bi :) ahaha
hated4lif 0
all gay guys are hot idk y but it sucks
TheOtherNewest1 6
What the hell is "hardcore flirting?"
remy_xi 0
If they're into it (and this isn't a judgment call, merely a suggestion) go for a threesome.
engmjr 1
How did everyone miss the obvious problem here? You mentioned that you had been flirting for months...Why didn't you bother to ask him out any sooner? Are women officially incapable of fending for themselves anymore? If you had just sucked it up and asked him sooner, you would have learned the truth and could have moved on before this whole scenario became so melodramatic, lol.
nmx 0
Girls have their pick of 90% of the male population. Get over it.