Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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somepartsareme 0
Oh no, he must have been the only attractive guy in the world, now who will you have sex solely based on looks now?
alexandraa_fml 0
Hardcore flirting? "omg you look totally ******* awesome in the new shirt! *headbang*" "**** yeah, I know!"
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Comments (129)
Heeaaa 0
after fighting with my boyfriend over and over about getting him this awesome present he finally said yes then i got to find out that he never even got me anythin.
Six_and_the_Moon 3
YDI. Maybe you should try actually getting to know people before 'hardcore flirting' with them for months, making yourself look like a completely desperate and shallow douche in the process.
aeslehc_ 0
At least he let you know instead of letting you continue to make a fool out of yourself.
Carbonchild 0
Bet you didn't see that one coming.
MasterYoda_fml 0
No, but i bet his boyfriend did ;)
GeorgeBoosh 0
You CAN'T tell when someone is gay? Weird.
namhowell 6
Did he flirt back? I don't get it! How could it have gone on for months? Maybe you should check your definition of "hardcore flirting." I understand how you could not have known he was gay, nobody knows I am, until they ask if I have a girlfriend but there's no way I would ever be able to flirt back like a straight guy even if I decide to make a fool out of a girl. But FYL.
Redneck325Ci 0
YDI for saying "attractive" and judging others by looks instead of personality. If I'm wrong, be more specific next time.
Mustardnight 3
How is the gay guy interested in her?
spicyy 0
fail
Mustardnight 3
No, theyre gay. Men don't fake boyfriends, games aren't as fashionable to us. C'est pas vrai ca arrive tout le temps. Tabarnac.