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By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

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Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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somepartsareme 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:28

Oh no, he must have been the only attractive guy in the world, now who will you have sex solely based on looks now?

alexandraa_fml 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:53

Hardcore flirting? "omg you look totally ******* awesome in the new shirt! *headbang*" "**** yeah, I know!"

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perdix 29

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:45

Tell them you're into the Eiffel Tower.

actress5698 1

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:50

maybe he likes u both........

alexandraa_fml 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:53

Hardcore flirting? "omg you look totally ******* awesome in the new shirt! *headbang*" "**** yeah, I know!"

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 2:45

^^^ yep

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 10 January 2010 5:46

I don't say this often. But EPIC WIN!

htmlrulezd00d456 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 5:52

*mosh*

GiRIsMakingCupca 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:53

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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TROLLINshitUP 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:59

first

hahaDevon 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:59

boo ******* hoo. go find another guy. but now you have a gay shopping buddy!

NeonWar__ 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 2:00

@16 i was totally thinking that too! lol

Gucci_Girl 2

Sunday 10 January 2010 2:10

I think guy action is sexy .

Cristaderzi 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 2:17

Well maybe you'll get lucky and he'll be Bi??!! LOL

hatemylife6 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 2:30

ahah , i agree with numbeer 20 !(: and maybe he is bi , yah never knoow .

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