Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
somepartsareme 0
Oh no, he must have been the only attractive guy in the world, now who will you have sex solely based on looks now?
alexandraa_fml 0
Hardcore flirting? "omg you look totally ******* awesome in the new shirt! *headbang*" "**** yeah, I know!"
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Comments (129)
perdix 31
Tell them you're into the Eiffel Tower.
actress5698 1
maybe he likes u both........
alexandraa_fml 0
Hardcore flirting? "omg you look totally ******* awesome in the new shirt! *headbang*" "**** yeah, I know!"
CallMeHush 1
^^^ yep
TheLetterZero 7
I don't say this often. But EPIC WIN!
htmlrulezd00d456 0
*mosh*
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
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ewwwwwwww lol nasty 87o lol( the 8 is the eyes the 7 is the nose and the o is the mouth lol)
TROLLINshitUP 0
first
hahaDevon 0
boo ******* hoo. go find another guy. but now you have a gay shopping buddy!
NeonWar__ 0
@16 i was totally thinking that too! lol
Gucci_Girl 2
I think guy action is sexy .
Cristaderzi 0
Well maybe you'll get lucky and he'll be Bi??!! LOL
hatemylife6 0
ahah , i agree with numbeer 20 !(: and maybe he is bi , yah never knoow .