Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, after half a year of flirting back and forth, I went to a fancy party thrown by the guy I really like. He met me at the door and introduced me to everyone as, "The lovely Meghan." I thought I finally had a chance, until he introduced me to his girlfriend of five years. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML
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Today, the guy I’ve been hanging out with and crushing on told me we now know each other well enough to be completely open with each other. I was excited, thinking our mild flirtations would finally go further. He just wanted me to know he’s gay, and asked me if I knew any single guys for him. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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somepartsareme 0
Oh no, he must have been the only attractive guy in the world, now who will you have sex solely based on looks now?
alexandraa_fml 0
Hardcore flirting? "omg you look totally ******* awesome in the new shirt! *headbang*" "**** yeah, I know!"
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Comments (129)
Libelau 0
Not every gay person walks around in dresses with a dick up their butt you know
Anteezy 7
You must be one hell of a flirt to not even found out he is gay.
dude247 0
I once read a riddle sayin the perfect man does this and that for you and he listens while your talking and stuff... the answer is the perfect man is gay
Twinklestar 0
I feel your pain. I went to classes with this guy I really had a thing for. We talked heaps, he was really attractive and one of the sweetest people I've ever known. A few weeks after meeting him I met him in the city with his husband.
Americunt 0
My point exactly. My guess is that the OP was pushing too hard on him, or prolly obsessed with the lad, and he prolly thought they were just really good friends. The gay guy's I know just act all qt and lovely to girls. OP, How could you not know?
omgsome1helpme 0
Owch
Jman1906 2
AHAHAHAAAHAAAAAAAHHHAAAAA!!!!! Thats the funniest shit I've heard for a long ******* time
Jman1906 2
AHAHAHAAAHAAAAAAAHHHAAAAA!!!!! Thats the funniest shit I've heard for a long ******* time
love_game911 0
either this guy was faking to be gay and got his friend to just be his bf for a few hrs...or he is by...o he's jsut a guy who wants to hang out with girls but gets tired of the "hardcore flirting"....this really isn't a fml..I'm not a homophobe unlike most ppl so I can tell between gay and guy...I have bunches of gay and by and even lesbian friends...no biggy!! xD
HazeZero 0
most straight dudes come with built in gaydars (obviously if they go gay this program and all memory of it is deleted)
RufusCade 7
Gay men are easy to spot. How could you miss??? YDI