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Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML

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On 03/13/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

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#5, stretchmarks don't occur just because she's "let herself go" - don't be so insensitive. girls naturally get curvier (hips, breasts) during puberty and it can take a few years after puberty is done for them to TOTALLY disappear. they don't need to be reddish - often when they're old they're skin-colored and not as easy to detect.

don't be such a prick.

#12 - On 03/13/2009 at 9:29pm by eeejit0102

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Ouch...........

#2 - On 03/13/2009 at 8:48pm by OhHai

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