Love: Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives...

By Creep - 28/03/2009 00:24 - Canada

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By sonwhy - 25/02/2014 00:51 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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By annonn - 24/03/2016 11:11 - Brunei Darussalam - Bandar Seri Begawan

Today, I found out that people know when you're screenshooting their snaps on Snapchat, by the guy I have a crush on, asking me why I keep doing it. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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You deserved it 131

By Meg - 13/06/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML

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Inspired22 11

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:06

That's awkward. It sucks that you got caught. Remember his privacy, though! You wouldn't want someone watching you when you're alone!

J0HNYR0773N 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:07

ew u ****** creeper

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llSgtScopell 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:04

Hahaha, I'm a ****.

surescope 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 7:23

stalker much

Miss_Represented 0

Friday 23 July 2010 7:14

Creeper!!

ilpissoffahappym 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 4:23

someone just got owned

kuizinaz 0

Monday 13 June 2011 23:28

omg! hahahahaha!!!!! usi-ysi

ecilart 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:04

haha that IS creepy o_o

pudkiller 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:29

I agree stalkers

max_wilder 9

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:18

Just offer a threeway, he will forgive you

torch433 1

Wednesday 18 April 2012 4:41

yup ó_ò

Inspired22 11

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:06

That's awkward. It sucks that you got caught. Remember his privacy, though! You wouldn't want someone watching you when you're alone!

hotscar 3

Monday 15 March 2010 4:18

if the girl's hot, then I wouldn't mind.

gars56 5

Friday 17 August 2012 1:08

At least he wasn't doing something a bit more personnel if you know what I mean ;)

J0HNYR0773N 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:07

ew u ****** creeper

ginglederf 6

Thursday 7 June 2012 12:12

Sssssssssssssss

Star928 7

Friday 27 July 2012 7:47

BOOM

year2015 11

Tuesday 27 January 2015 5:50

GOD DAMN IT CREEPER YOU NEVER SHOW UP UNTIL I ******* FIND DIAMONDS!!!!!!

NoThankYouu 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:10

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

nightELFassasin6 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 5:47

then it's ok for him to watch her

LissaMccracken 23

Tuesday 25 June 2013 3:23

Umm no, still wouldn't be okay. I have a feeling you are single.

flossingpancake 18

Tuesday 5 April 2016 7:18

Your use of emoticons gave me cancer

iLIAMMM 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:10

you and your friend are weird, lmao. im glad he told you to go away, creeeperrr. YDI.

beeferjay 34

Friday 7 August 2015 21:50

now all they need is a van that says "free candy" lol

5ive 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:12

you didnt have to be so obvious. i mean really, the roof?! he'll see you there!

interventions 1

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:14

that's so ******* creepy but im drunk as **** right now so im laughin hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaha @ you.

Peachy2392 26

Friday 27 December 2013 7:33

How did this get so many thumbs ups?

bco12 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:17

can we say... stalker?

aeooaiu 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:18

oh my, so stalker hahaha

johobus28 26

Monday 17 November 2014 17:37

Yet if he was looking at her, he'd be arrested and given a restraining order

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