Love: Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that...

By loserface23 - 28/05/2009 19:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML

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By A bit cowardly? - 19/05/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML

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By weddinggirl - 27/08/2010 09:57 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years finally asked me to marry him. He said: We could save taxes if we married.. what do you think? That was the most romantic thing he said to me in the last 2 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By justthinkofyourhand - 13/07/2014 22:36 - United States - Salida

Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By Rolax - 06/11/2008 09:38 - France

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over 2 years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML

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bco12 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:22

"No." It's that simple.

LifeIsntPerfect 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:25

Not gonna lie, I'd probably smack my guy if he said that... Just ouch. Not even CLOSE to a good reason to get married.

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bco12 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:22

"No." It's that simple.

aback 4

Friday 29 May 2009 1:24

I hope you're not considering it.

olthar 2

Friday 29 May 2009 1:25

i'm sure that's the only reason

LifeIsntPerfect 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:25

Not gonna lie, I'd probably smack my guy if he said that... Just ouch. Not even CLOSE to a good reason to get married.

dol567 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:25

A lot of people marry for that..but DONT. Bad idea.

jennc 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:26

wow, FYboyfriend...that hurts :/

DreMaMa 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:26

Make him your BITCH

emer_helena 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:29

That's so romantic! I can imagine how that conversation went: him: so i've been thinking about us ya know getting married. you: yeah?! him: yep that way we can consolidate our loans! Do you want to? you: ... okay

BlaisOf_Fire91 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:29

You sure he wasn't just kidding around? If not... then just wow, maybe your boyfriend will meet the same ending as Cal from that 1997 Titanic movie.

JiggstheMan 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:33

It's a good deal

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