Intimacy, Sex, Weird and Parents: You can't handle the truth!

You can't handle the truth!

By Anonymous - 16/11/2022 04:00

Today, I went into my dad’s phone out of suspicion and read his texts. Instant regret. He’s 65, goes to various prostitutes, mum’s oblivious, they’re happy and take care of each other. This one’s a weird one to suppress or learn to let go. FML

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You deserved it 1 519

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By bgoodwin07 - 29/11/2011 13:31 - United States

Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML

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You deserved it 2 878

Snooping

By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 00:00

Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 351

You deserved it 256

Nooooo!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 931

You deserved it 43 289

By T.C - 23/01/2010 12:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 192

You deserved it 2 521

By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 312

You deserved it 27 348

By Anonymous - 27/12/2018 04:00

Today, my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it. I found 10 texts threads from 10 different women, one of them from my 18 year old sister who was sending him nude pictures. FML

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You deserved it 1 681

Never trust the messenger

By Teamarie - 11/08/2009 15:21 - United States

Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 146

You deserved it 20 999

By peaaaak - 03/06/2011 10:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

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You deserved it 5 053

Girlfriends or girl friends?

By Charlotte - 25/05/2022 22:00

Today, I was going through my sibling’s old phones from high school, trying to find pictures of our deceased father. It turns out that all my girlfriends had sent my brother nudes at one point or another. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 265

You deserved it 208

Snooping

By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 11:15 - Australia

Today, I had a look through my dad's girlfriend's phone she left on the table. Best part: I now know what I'm getting for Christmas. Worst part: I now know my dad's favourite position. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 590

You deserved it 76 918

Tee Wallisaurusrex 13

Wednesday 16 November 2022 5:45

I mean... are you SURE she doesn't know? when I hit an age where I cbf boning my husband I'll be outsourcing that to a pro.

dreams2383 18

Wednesday 16 November 2022 11:34

no one is owed inheritance. you didn't earn it. someone can do whatever the hell they want with their money they earned. it's not yours.

Comments

Tee Wallisaurusrex 13

Wednesday 16 November 2022 5:45

I mean... are you SURE she doesn't know? when I hit an age where I cbf boning my husband I'll be outsourcing that to a pro.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 16 November 2022 7:06

The ****** are ******* you out of your inheritance and sucking off any wealthy you should be coming into!

dreams2383 18

Wednesday 16 November 2022 11:34

no one is owed inheritance. you didn't earn it. someone can do whatever the hell they want with their money they earned. it's not yours.

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 16 November 2022 12:27

It's called sarcasm 🤦‍♂️ and Mr. Pencil is famous for it on this site and has been since the beginning!!! So get used to it 🤣 you'll know if he's being serious because he's giving good advice, otherwise he's just being sarcastically funny.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 16 November 2022 15:30

You can't spend your money on illegal activities.

poopface82 19

Wednesday 16 November 2022 14:55

I have to ask, what was your end game here? Do you really want to break up something that works? And what if he wasn’t? Then you’re a snooping asshole trying to find dirt on your innocent father. And if he was, well, this. You can’t win.