loserface23
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
weddinggirl
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Germany
So touching…
Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him. He said, "We could save on taxes if we got married… What do you think?" That was the most romantic thing he's said to me in the last two years. FML
A bit cowardly?
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Middleboro, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
justthinkofyourhand
Salida, United States
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
ollie_ollivia
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Rolax
France
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
undanya__four
Bristol, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of over two years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML
neverdatingagain
Lake Oswego, United States
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
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bco12 0
"No." It's that simple.
LifeIsntPerfect 0
Not gonna lie, I'd probably smack my guy if he said that... Just ouch. Not even CLOSE to a good reason to get married.
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Comments (127)
plexico 4
You mean he didn't throw in the tax benefits? What an unromantic bastard! PS: Run a credit check on him before you say yes.
WhatAMishap 0
How romantic!
alfonsothepirate 0
hey, probably wouldn't have asked you if he didn't really love you.
spillproof 0
awww, young love.
dspadres 0
Sounds to me like his priorities are straight. If you have children down the line and they go off to college you should get divorced. The government gives out better loans for children of divorced parents.
kikiram 1
What an ass! Although I've been dating someone for 3yrs and he hasn't even proposed for a bullshit reason like that!
cheerleader1313 0
AWWW thats awfullllllll, i hope to god your not giving him that benfit
Sonuvabitch 0
I'm nearly positive he was joking, or didn't have the confidence to just ask you without having a dumb practical man reason. I would have done the same thing, if I wasn't so good at pretending to be all romantic and girly like some guys are.
wet24_7 0
#21 ******* right gays can't get married, who in their right mind would want to watch two queers kissing....unless they were hot lesbians which is rarely the case
Bryan_Z 0
#60, whether they marry or not, the choice to watch is yours. And btw, you're pathetic, lesbians wouldn't kiss to please your homophobic ass, but because they love each other.