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Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I love him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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On 05/11/2014 at 1:57pm - love - by not gay in AL (man) - United States

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No humor like dad humor

#2 - On 05/11/2014 at 7:41pm by KingLewisII

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If he thinks it's gay for a son to love his father, he either had a bad childhood or he's got some backwards-ass way of thinking.

#5 - On 05/11/2014 at 7:49pm by VonBlitzkrieg

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