Miscellaneous: Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and...

By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 08:29 - Australia - Perth

Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder and sigh, "Oh for fuck's sake. And you wonder why I don't love you." FML

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By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By stupidprankster - 09/03/2012 10:10 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML

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By not gay in AL - 11/05/2014 17:57 - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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By idonteven - 12/08/2013 20:04 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2015 11:47 - United States - Taunton

Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came across online last night. He cut me off by saying "Yeah? Well I came across your mom's face last night!" then left for work with a shit-eating grin on his face. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad "What's up?" He casually replied: "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

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UnluckyLatina 22

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:09

Is your name Eric Forman by any chance?

YouEatDiarrhea 13

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:04

I love you, OP :)

Comments

chicken_dip 22

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:03

Well you tried.

ThePaperDragon 31

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:03

Someone needs to lighten up!

xjon1600 17

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:04

Well, that escalated quickly.

YouEatDiarrhea 13

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:04

I love you, OP :)

UnluckyLatina 22

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:09

Is your name Eric Forman by any chance?

jtthegr8 26

Sunday 27 December 2015 9:35

He didn't call op a dumbass

cheeeksss 29

Sunday 27 December 2015 10:08

Nor threaten to shove his foot up OP's ass.

rdavis67179 11

Sunday 27 December 2015 16:49

#16, not that we know of.

Ahaddad123 27

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:10

Now that's just funny

Rachstep22 15

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:11

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Kiernan151 25

Sunday 27 December 2015 15:54

If you really want to make him proud, why don't you kidnap him and your mother and slowly torture them in a sound proof room while asking him if he still didn't love you, eventually killing her, then him. Make him proud OP