By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 08:29 - Australia - Perth

Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder and sigh, "Oh for fuck's sake. And you wonder why I don't love you." FML
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Is your name Eric Forman by any chance?

I love you, OP :)

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Well you tried.

Someone needs to lighten up!

xjon1600 17

Well, that escalated quickly.

I love you, OP :)

Is your name Eric Forman by any chance?

He didn't call op a dumbass

Nor threaten to shove his foot up OP's ass.

#16, not that we know of.

Now that's just funny

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If you really want to make him proud, why don't you kidnap him and your mother and slowly torture them in a sound proof room while asking him if he still didn't love you, eventually killing her, then him. Make him proud OP

Usually when people say "I thought it'd be funny to" it always ends pretty badly, you got one of the better endings

Also, "hold my beer and watch this".

And the rarer, "maybe it'll work if we put it on the roof."

mds9986 24

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Calm down there, Satan.

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