Miscellaneous: Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 08:29 - Australia - Perth

Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder and sigh, "Oh for fuck's sake. And you wonder why I don't love you." FML

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UnluckyLatina 22

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:09

Is your name Eric Forman by any chance?

YouEatDiarrhea 13

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:04

I love you, OP :)

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chicken_dip 22

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:03

Well you tried.

ThePaperDragon 31

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:03

Someone needs to lighten up!

xjon1600 17

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:04

Well, that escalated quickly.

YouEatDiarrhea 13

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:04

I love you, OP :)

UnluckyLatina 22

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:09

Is your name Eric Forman by any chance?

jtthegr8 26

Sunday 27 December 2015 9:35

He didn't call op a dumbass

cheeeksss 29

Sunday 27 December 2015 10:08

Nor threaten to shove his foot up OP's ass.

rdavis67179 11

Sunday 27 December 2015 16:49

#16, not that we know of.

Ahaddad123 27

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:10

Now that's just funny

Rachstep22 15

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:11

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Kiernan151 25

Sunday 27 December 2015 15:54

If you really want to make him proud, why don't you kidnap him and your mother and slowly torture them in a sound proof room while asking him if he still didn't love you, eventually killing her, then him. Make him proud OP

JayGatsby 25

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:11

Usually when people say "I thought it'd be funny to" it always ends pretty badly, you got one of the better endings

Colon_Man 17

Monday 28 December 2015 20:41

Also, "hold my beer and watch this".

PrincessZelda_HR 22

Tuesday 29 December 2015 22:28

And the rarer, "maybe it'll work if we put it on the roof."

mds9986 24

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:16

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syki 22

Sunday 27 December 2015 11:01

Calm down there, Satan.

_kyleG_ 34

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:18

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