FML : Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder...

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Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder and sigh, "Oh for fuck's sake. And you wonder why I don't love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 26 December 2015 08:29 / Australia - Perth

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By UnluckyLatina | 22

#6494457 - Sunday 27 December 2016 07:09

Is your name Eric Forman by any chance?

By YouEatDiarrhea | 13

#6494448 - Sunday 27 December 2016 07:04

I love you, OP :)

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By chicken_dip | 22

#6494445 - Sunday 27 December 2016 07:03

Well you tried.

By ThePaperDragon | 29

#6494446 - Sunday 27 December 2016 07:03

Someone needs to lighten up!

By xjon1600 | 17

#6494447 - Sunday 27 December 2016 07:04

Well, that escalated quickly.

By YouEatDiarrhea | 13

#6494448 - Sunday 27 December 2016 07:04

I love you, OP :)

By UnluckyLatina | 22

#6494457 - Sunday 27 December 2016 07:09

Is your name Eric Forman by any chance?

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jtthegr8 | 26

#6494517 - Sunday 27 December 2016 09:35

He didn't call op a dumbass

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cheeeksss | 29

#6494525 - Sunday 27 December 2016 10:08

Nor threaten to shove his foot up OP's ass.

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rdavis67179 | 11

#6494676 - Sunday 27 December 2016 04:49

#16, not that we know of.

By Ahaddad123 | 26

#6494459 - Sunday 27 December 2016 07:10

Now that's just funny

By Rachstep22 | 15

#6494460 - Sunday 27 December 2016 07:11

Try and fart on him. Make him proud

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Kiernan151 | 25

#6494662 - Sunday 27 December 2016 03:54

If you really want to make him proud, why don't you kidnap him and your mother and slowly torture them in a sound proof room while asking him if he still didn't love you, eventually killing her, then him. Make him proud OP

By JayGatsby | 25

#6494461 - Sunday 27 December 2016 07:11

Usually when people say "I thought it'd be funny to" it always ends pretty badly, you got one of the better endings

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Colon_Man | 17

#6495698 - Monday 28 December 2016 08:41

Also, "hold my beer and watch this".

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PrincessZelda_HR | 22

#6496629 - Tuesday 29 December 2016 10:28

And the rarer, "maybe it'll work if we put it on the roof."

By mds9986 | 24

#6494468 - Sunday 27 December 2016 07:16

Well if he doesn't love you, you have nothing to lose. Try something worse. Call him and say a relative died. Maybe that will scare him.

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syki | 22

#6494547 - Sunday 27 December 2016 11:01

Calm down there, Satan.

By _kyleG_ | 34

#6494469 - Sunday 27 December 2016 07:18

Sounds like you scared it out of him. Try getting him flowers, in sure that'll help the situation.

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