By Anonymous - Australia - Perth
Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder and sigh, "Oh for fuck's sake. And you wonder why I don't love you." FML
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  Kiernan151  |  25

If you really want to make him proud, why don't you kidnap him and your mother and slowly torture them in a sound proof room while asking him if he still didn't love you, eventually killing her, then him. Make him proud OP