Sorry Danny de Vito…

By Anonymous - 28/05/2021 14:00

Today, I met my celebrity crush in an official capacity, I was completely tongue tied and when I stood to shake her hand, I tripped and fell with my face in her cleavage. She thought it was funny, but I was mortified and my boss suspended me until security footage proves I didn’t do it on purpose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 035
You deserved it 138

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Well, if this celebrity crush is okay about it, I'm sure you'll be fine.

Dude, worth it. High five man

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Well, if this celebrity crush is okay about it, I'm sure you'll be fine.

Did you motorboat totally by accident too?

Dude, worth it. High five man

This makes me think about meeting Brie Larson... I mean... damn dude, that must have sucked...

The fact that she found it funny Is a good sign! You'll probably be a story she tells forever!