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Today, and for the past 38 weeks of my pregnancy, my husband decided to amuse himself by following me around, making whale noises. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52076) - you deserved it (5894)

On 03/01/2014 at 5:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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Well if he wants to call you big start calling him small. That would shut him up.

#2 - On 03/01/2014 at 1:41pm by tbro47

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Just as long as he doesn't have extreme short-term memory loss.

Also, you might want to name your child Nemo. It's for the best.

#1 - On 03/01/2014 at 1:40pm by Welshite

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