Today, and for the past 38 weeks of my pregnancy, my husband decided to amuse himself by following me around, making whale noises. FML

by Anonymous / 03/01/2014 at 5:42am / United States (Virginia) / Love

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  • Well if he wants to call you big start calling him small. That would shut him up.

    #2 - On 03/01/2014 at 1:41pm by tbro47

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  • Just as long as he doesn't have extreme short-term memory loss.

    Also, you might want to name your child Nemo. It's for the best.

    #1 - On 03/01/2014 at 1:40pm by Welshite

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