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By Charlie529 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - New Germany
By Charlie529 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - New Germany
By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 20:43 - United States - Irmo
By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond
By FMLkoala - 03/03/2014 07:43 - Australia - Auburn
Hi op here, for all of you guys telling me to use flea medicines and all that, I have tried everything and they don't seem to come off and it really "bugs" me. It all happened after I got a dog so yea I'll keep on trying. On the bright side they are happy dreams.
By thanks, cunt-o - 01/03/2014 17:23 - Australia - Blackburn
My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies