By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 10:42 - United States - Richmond

Today, and for the past 38 weeks of my pregnancy, my husband decided to amuse himself by following me around, making whale noises. FML
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tbro47 23

Well if he wants to call you big start calling him small. That would shut him up.

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Welshite 39

Just as long as he doesn't have extreme short-term memory loss. Also, you might want to name your child Nemo. It's for the best.

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Welshite 39

Just as long as he doesn't have extreme short-term memory loss. Also, you might want to name your child Nemo. It's for the best.

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martialart1st18 19

No!! You don't speak whale Nemo!!!!

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martialart1st18 19

Remember he accidentally called her Nemo because Nemo also can't do a lot of thing because of his messed up fin. So he called we Nemo and it got real awkward

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martialart1st18 19

Ok I looked it up and found the exact words. This is copied from Wikipedia [Yelling to Dory, when they are being "swallowed" by the whale] No you can't, you think you can do these things but you can't, Nemo! [stops and gasps] (Marlin said the same to Nemo)

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DraconicFeline 31

Heh.. I know that movie so well I could have quoted the exact words without looking them up :P

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Naming the child Jonah would also be a fitting tribute to your husband's mockery.

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tbro47 23

Well if he wants to call you big start calling him small. That would shut him up.

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martialart1st18 19

^^this, I like this

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ThatNutellaTho 6

No .. Not Jerk .. Just a Comedian. Plus He Calls Her whale. She Can Call Him babyCarrot.

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1947Chevy 17

38 I wouldn't call it brave so much as stupid.

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shaww 28

Whale that... *gets shot*

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LinkandSaria 10

I am not sure why the people of FML are so serious about everything. They need to lighten up and enjoy these little jokes and puns instead of thumbs down them to oblivion!

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trulypar 34

They probably don't get the pun, some people just aren't that smart...:-)

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chinaski7628 32

It was an ok pun-- until the 'gets shot' part. If you're going to make a pun, have confidence in it or keep it to yourself.

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mackdeezy 22

Whale that aint nice... then again, you could tell him where the couch and some blankets are.

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_Minato 8

Hopefully this will only last for a little while.

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infinitegrace 21

It's not like it's lasted everyday for 38 weeks or anything...

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ksks1234 33

It should stop any day now if op is 38 weeks along...

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LinkandSaria 10

He is probably under pressure too. Good luck OP!

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Under pressure from what? Being able to go about his business as normal? Not having something growing inside him? Not being at risk for illnesses and complications pregnancy can cause? Not being affected by hormones and cravings? Sounds difficult.

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Harpy20 24

...because men never bitch and moan.

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

It was another whatle joke #67. Where did all the people with a sense of humor go?

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shorty11272 2

Yeah well dealing with you isnt ****** easy either

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