Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, my grandma calls me, accusing me of theft. I was home all day and watching Orange Is The New Black. When I asked what I stole, she said her car keys. I don’t even have my license. I told her to look in her purse. She found them. FML
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Top comments
Lexisaurus 6
that sounds like an absolutly wonderful day... "Today, my dumbass grandson had to bring me my spare car keys. dipshit brought the wrong ones. I guess brains don't run in my family like they use to in 1920. FML"
justsayfuck 5
That's rather stupid. **** your grandma's life :(
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Comments (50)
GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8
unlucky. lol yes got #1
Brittneyyyy 7
You're so cool #1, tell me how I can be just like you.
buzz18 7
oh shit, that must suck
AVainAttempt 0
You can start by giving out handjobs, I'll go first. jk
sexy_babe_123 0
stfu 1
jpjruler 0
hey shit happens. just go back and get the other keys lol.
mfmylifesrsly 30
Britneyyyy are you next to a pole? O_O
Blue_Coconuts 7
Not a stripper pole....
SeanFredrick 3
Op you're probably an idiot.
Brittneyyyy 7
Yesss #26 I am, and #28 you are correct!
khadijah32594 3
damn
Maladjusted1 0
you dirty *****! you're standing next to a pole and you want to strip for someone!
jizwiz 3
Tomarrow, After riding you grandma like a bus for an hour the night before and taking a stop to cum on her you realized you actually remembered your spare condom. After running an hour to condom kingdom for tonight when you got in bed with her you reached into her saggy incest pussy and pulled out the spare. It wasnt yours. Or your grandpas.
ImsoMikhail 0
just be like " I tried" and leave
stewpididiot 11
18.. Justin bieber( or however the **** you spell his name) called... he wants his hair back...
Norrisv5 8
3, Hahaha Win
quent10 0
lmfaaooo 41 I hate Justin beiber he's a turd juggler >=[
Generalx3 0
40's face makes me wanna punch him. idk why.
justsayfuck 5
That's rather stupid. **** your grandma's life :(
kaitlynnnn 0
awww :[
hanuhhh 0
yeah, this is really your fault...
Totodile 2
Oooh, that sucks alot.
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
wow wayyyy to go wrong.
Lexisaurus 6
that sounds like an absolutly wonderful day... "Today, my dumbass grandson had to bring me my spare car keys. dipshit brought the wrong ones. I guess brains don't run in my family like they use to in 1920. FML"
twinny_sc 13
LOL that's totally a future FML
jaded_jess 0
That just made my entire day. :)
HeyMina 0
Wow. Who doesn't have their grandmother's keys on their personal set of keys? Or is that only me? OP, major fail.
purplegee 2
you fail as a grandson.
starz122 0
Well... you probably lost about 10 pounds for the walk.