Great guy

By Anonymous - 10/06/2020 23:10

Today, my husband has been super happy for the last 11 weeks, as he's been able to tell me what to do, when to do it and how to do it. Now I'm allowed to start work again, he's gone back to being super shitty. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2022 06:00

Today, I haven’t spoken to my husband in a week, and when I finally spoke to him he thanked me because he’s gotten so much work done round the house, caught up on all his paperwork for his job, and reconnected with his Xbox friends. I didn’t realise I was such a fucking distraction. FML

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Narcissist

By Jesica Mcgee - 29/10/2020 18:02 - United States - Ferndale

Today, I got a job, a good job with benefits, a 401(k), and took a lot of work to get this: background check, drug testing, being qualified and I need to pay bills. I can't even be happy because my husband got demoted. It's all about him, and fuck my hard work. FML

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Ch-ch-ch-changes!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 12:00

Today, my husband suddenly decided he was going to stop talking about all the changes he needed to make, and finally do them. That's great, except that in less than a day, he lost his shit at me and our young kids for not immediately fixing everything about ourselves as well. They're still sobbing and he doesn't care. FML

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Run, run now

By Anonymous - 30/09/2021 23:00 - United States - Laveen

Today, my husband controls every part of my life and has done so for the last 10 years and I'm too much of a pussy to leave. FML

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Today, on The Love Boat…

By Nicky - 21/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Farmington

Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML

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Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now

By Gloria Lovestar - 13/09/2019 20:00

Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML

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Nag nag nag

By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I came back from a week-long vacation, to find my fiance had cleaned the house top to bottom, and finished three projects he was constantly putting off. I was over the moon, until he said, "Yeah, when you're not nagging me all day, I can actually get shit done. Crazy, huh?" FML

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Tradwife blues

By AnonWife - 22/01/2014 01:16 - United Kingdom - Scunthorpe

Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2019 00:00

Today, my husband told me that, to feel less unreliable, he was just going to stop saying he was going to do anything around the house. That way, when he actually did something (i.e. wash dishes), I could be pleasantly surprised. FML

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Leech

By HadEnough - 28/02/2023 22:30 - India - Hyderabad

Today, I asked my husband to be a little more responsible, pick up after himself, and spend a little less. I earn more than he does, so it's usually my money that he splurges. He has gone on a non-stop tantrum for the past 5 hours, giving me the cold shoulder, and shouting at me. What have I gotten myself into? FML

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Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 11 June 2020 2:16

no, he's been super shitty the entire time, just in different ways. his behavior in both cases is unacceptable. why are you tolerating it? you're not his property

123Puppy 33

Thursday 11 June 2020 2:46

That’s a toxic relationship. :(

Comments

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 10 June 2020 23:37

Are you ok with him being a controlling prick? Ugh...

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 11 June 2020 0:12

Make me a pie, and bring me my slippers. Go mow the back yard -- that grass ain't gonna cut itself. That does make me happy!

Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 11 June 2020 2:16

no, he's been super shitty the entire time, just in different ways. his behavior in both cases is unacceptable. why are you tolerating it? you're not his property

123Puppy 33

Thursday 11 June 2020 2:46

That’s a toxic relationship. :(

alex_jaguara 32

Thursday 11 June 2020 7:22

Tell him, not us, if he doesn't do something about his behaviour, you'll move out(not necessarily divorce)

LiLMAMA0523 35

Thursday 11 June 2020 16:09

What you allow, is what will continue.

stealthPastry 15

Thursday 11 June 2020 21:21

Um... run!

J15237 25

Friday 12 June 2020 3:34

sounds like it is very much time for you to go back to being super single. Screw your husband and enjoy your life. find someone who will treat you right.

Mary Margaret 3

Friday 12 June 2020 7:51

This is domestic abuse. Pure and simple. You need to find a safe way to leave. There are domestic violence hotlines and shelters that can help. It might not seem so bad when you are in it. But once you get out, you will realize just how much abuse there was. Hide your money, make a plan, leave. Abusers get worse if they think you are going to leave and right after. Be safe. His behavior will get worse. You are not safe.