Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML
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flockz
| 19
he's seen too many Pillsbury Doughboy commercials.
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Someone648
| 10
Well... Urine for a horrible time....
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flockz
| 19
he's seen too many Pillsbury Doughboy commercials.
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bestnameright
| 14
What? Can someone explain this comment?
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flockz
| 19
well, in pillsbury doughboy commercials, the doughboy always gets tickled in the bellybutton at the end, usually when the family is enjoying a bowl of rolls he just made. he doesn't pee himself necessarily, but when i hear someone getting tickled in the bellybutton, i remember those commercials, therefore my comment. if you have no idea who i'm talking about, then you don't know what a cinnamon roll is.
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gc327072
| 29
17- The pilsbury doughboy always gets tickled in those old commercials, usually in the belly button area, and sort of giggles. Flockz is humorously conjecturing that OP's husband tried to tickle her like the doughboy, thus this happened.
Edit: well, fuck.
Edit: well, fuck.
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bestnameright
| 14
Ok thanks guys :)
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SirCharles83
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17- it's OPee.
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TotallyAradical
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I'm so tickled!
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Lindahhxd
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I'm sorry, I hope you can find his vulnerable spot and do the same!
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jetsown08
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41- what, 2 is going to find OPs husband and tickle him? Oh wait, you're a thread-jacking asshole, never mind...
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tehcyberman
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49- Harsh... But necessary. Thank you, Jetsown. You may not be the hero threadjackers want, but your the hero they need... Thread-Man.
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DynamicDave
| 11
I'd be pissed. Give him the finger.
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sens3sfailing
| 24
69-you didn't read the comments in the thread you jacked did you?
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mario2012
| 18
Wow, he's real mature.
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iOceanus
| 18
What's wrong with playing with and teasing your lover?
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zingline89
| 18
Call me crazy but I think a line can be drawn when the teasing causes incontinence.
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kobelstone23
| 13
Queer
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Bibliovore
| 26
#23 -- If your lover enjoys it, great. If your lover wants you to stop, and yet you continue, there's a whole heckuva lot wrong with it.
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t_fml
| 11
Expect to pee 5-10 times a day
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sacrosanct2
| 23
Have fun with that.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
OP needs to wear a Kevlar vest or diapers.
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OldMemoriesFade
| 8
Best punishment, just refuse sex from now on, see how he likes it.
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bestnameright
| 14
No that's a bad punishment.
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coducks
| 5
Hate when people say this. Most women enjoy sex just as much as men, they just might not want it as much. That punishment for both people.
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OldMemoriesFade
| 8
Hey now, I'd prefer no sex over myself pissing everywhere, even if I was comfortable with said person, it would still be awkward to have piss everywhere.
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
18- Some people are into that ;) LOL
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cristy91
| 33
You say "best punishment" though. A better punishment would be to try to piss on his shoes or something every time he does it. Stopping sex is not a nice thing to really do and, as said above, it's really a punishment for both.
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OldMemoriesFade
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Pissing on his shoes, is really just ignorant and rude, that's just being as immature as him. Again just my opinion.
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Hiimhaileypotter
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28- Is OP a dog? Or is it normal to piss on people's shoes when they do something you don't like?
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X_Codes
| 11
@30 - That may be true, but it would offer this couple the opportunity to grow up together.
In any case, if your husband doesn't respect your desire to not piss yourself, then there really are deeper problems with the relationship going on here.
In any case, if your husband doesn't respect your desire to not piss yourself, then there really are deeper problems with the relationship going on here.
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SirCharles83
| 13
Sex should not be a punishment, or a bargaining chip in a relationship. Ever.
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BubbleGrunge
| 18
I'm sorry but all you little girls make me laugh! Trust me, a better punishment WOULD be to piss on his shoe; if not have fun denying yourself pleasure. Woman shouldn't use sex a punishment, THAT is immature!
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kobelstone23
| 13
Quit pretending to know what your talking about, youngun.
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writergirl23
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I agree 67. As for 30, and withholding sex isn't even more immature? I make a point never to do that or put my husband on the couch even when I almost wanna kill him figuratively, because I love him and I know that it's just selfish to do that. However, he'd just laugh if I peed on his shoes.
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fenixtorador1
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Worst. Idea. Ever. Why would you even say that?
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Iniezian
| 18
Personally, I don't ever understand how you girls can withhold sex, sometimes indefinitely, and still expect us to remain faithful.
Ever wonder why more men than women cheat? Here's one answer.
Ever wonder why more men than women cheat? Here's one answer.
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NYC_Yoshi
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5 - you're 15. What do you know about correctly handling a mature relationship? Any woman that uses sex to control her guy is asking for a poor relationship.
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xknightlightx
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Stopping sex is really bad... It can start a negative cycle of lack of sexual trust or some other negative cycle. However, the guy sure has to be a moron/asshole to be so abusive. I Suggest screaming at the husband and letting him know that he should wake the hell up and stop trying to think of it so lightly whenin fact, it must hurt and sadden the woman. So ask him "do you like hurting me? Cuz that that's what you're doing" something like that ..
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enphinitie
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I wouldn't say it's a good punishment but if someone purposely made me pee myself multiple times, I wouldn't want to have sex with them anytime soon anyways. I'd either be too grossed out or just mad in general, but that's just me..
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tsim14
| 4
I'm split on this, that's pretty damn funny...
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
It is funny. It would be even funnier if you wrap your legs around him whenever he does it.
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lilhellian
| 26
how are you split? I do not see this as a "YDI" in any way.
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cgchamp89
| 7
And yell, "Be my baby's daddy!"?
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TalkCrazy47
| 7
Bringing back the classics
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OldMemoriesFade
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That was honestly the best FML,
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gc327072
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57- it really was. Such a perfect and beautiful YDI moment.
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CaitlynLovesLife
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how mature.
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daliagrande
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Find a way to annoy him.
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connerwonner
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An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
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twitchywaffles
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Ghandi
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BananerzFresh
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Time for you to invent a new game for him.
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thentaniasaid
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Pee all over his stuff.