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Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35587) - you deserved it (4284)

On 02/09/2014 at 4:59pm - love - by blushingbride - United States (Georgia)

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At least he cleared it out of his nose before it ended up in your mouth? :D

#1 - On 02/10/2014 at 3:20am by adamo_erebus

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He wanted to be his cleanest for you

#2 - On 02/10/2014 at 3:21am by bjhhjh

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