Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

by quit fucking up my life / 11/22/2013 at 8:08pm / United States (Alaska) / Love

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  • Is he fucking crazy? What the hell is wrong with him? He's going about this all wrong.

    That's way too direct. The correct thing to say is, "I have a rusty scalpel, plenty of lidocaine, and an intimate knowledge of male anatomy. Have a nice time tonight."

    #10 - On 11/22/2013 at 11:10pm by DocBastard

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  • Did he stab him?!?!??

    #1 - On 11/22/2013 at 11:08pm by droidlover

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