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Is he fucking crazy? What the hell is wrong with him? He's going about this all wrong.
That's way too direct. The correct thing to say is, "I have a rusty scalpel, plenty of lidocaine, and an intimate knowledge of male anatomy. Have a nice time tonight."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 3 March 2015