FML : Today, after working for my company for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really...

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Today, after working for my company for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss you Mark." My name is Evan. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Grrrrr - / Sunday 1 March 2009 00:50 / United States

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By TheSkaAssassin | 0

#9810 - Sunday 1 March 2009 04:33

wow, at least he took the time to pretend to care

By wildie | 0

#9847 - Sunday 1 March 2009 05:17

I guess he was rereading an old, used one.........

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By effit | 0

#9796 - Sunday 1 March 2009 04:24

Damn... that's a bitch. Maybe he was trying to be a douche.

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m0tl3ycru3qwr | 0

#1839627 - Monday 13 December 2010 07:46

Evan, who's Evan?

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claireful | 4

#2428249 - Friday 29 April 2011 08:01

hahaha! you're like Toby from the office! everyone hates you! fyl!

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TurkeySlab | 9

#5371611 - Sunday 17 February 2013 04:10

Even who?

By TheSkaAssassin | 0

#9810 - Sunday 1 March 2009 04:33

wow, at least he took the time to pretend to care

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matt5217 | 4

#1076259 - Saturday 10 July 2010 01:50

you should probaly go on a diet, not to be rude or anything, just trying to help

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duke_nukem_25299 | 0

#1103621 - Sunday 18 July 2010 12:02

I agree with 45 2, if you post a FML, I'm gonna check YDI

By Bibico_fml | 0

#9823 - Sunday 1 March 2009 04:48

They're probably already referring to you as "that guy that was here for a while". Maybe at your next job you should wear a name tag for, say, the first 20 years so the boss will get to know you.

By jSOPURE | 3

#9846 - Sunday 1 March 2009 05:16

Mark kind of sounds like Evan... :)

By wildie | 0

#9847 - Sunday 1 March 2009 05:17

I guess he was rereading an old, used one.........

By kagome_eb | 0

#9850 - Sunday 1 March 2009 05:20

dont take it to bad, you dont work for dose assholes anymore

By greenman_fml | 0

#9866 - Sunday 1 March 2009 05:32

Mark's a better name than Evan anyway. Just accept it and move on

By Cloudy_fml | 0

#9874 - Sunday 1 March 2009 05:40

#12, I'm sure that was their intent. ^_~

By Megan_fml | 0

#9877 - Sunday 1 March 2009 05:43

hahaha i love #6 and #7's comments. Cheer up Mark.

By Seegtease | 0

#9889 - Sunday 1 March 2009 05:54

Nope, it's really a quote out of context. What he said was, "We're really gonna miss you, mark my words."

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