Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML
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Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, my dad met my boyfriend. It took less than 10 seconds for him to accuse my boyfriend of being a "queer" because his handshake was "too limp". FML
Today, my dad joked he’d have to fight my boyfriend to find out if he’s worthy. My boyfriend grew up abused by his dad and older brothers, and has a powerful instinct to fight back. My dad is now out cold on the floor and my boyfriend is in the corner rocking back and forth and crying. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
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DocBastard 38
Is he ******* crazy? What the hell is wrong with him? He's going about this all wrong. That's way too direct. The correct thing to say is, "I have a rusty scalpel, plenty of lidocaine, and an intimate knowledge of male anatomy. Have a nice time tonight."
droidlover 14
Did he stab him?!?!??
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Dawnstempest 17
I never got the whole idea of posturing and trying to bully your daughters boyfriend. Are most Dads that insecure and that untrusting of their daughters? If you raise them right, you trust that they are going to pick a good man to date, and if not, they know you have their back. No need for all this alpha male "Oh I'mma **** you up a**hole" trash. Or were the fathers such scum bags in their own youth that they think every young man is like they were?
DocBastard 38
I'm just going to go ahead and assume you're not a man and therefore not a father. Because only someone who doesn't have the faintest ******* clue how a father feels about his daughter would say something so stupid.
perdix 29
#28, I'm finding that you don't need to be so obvious. If you make it clear that you care a great deal about your daughter, they get the hint that you don't want them to screw her over.
jmcr 27
Still he has a point OPs father went a little overboard. When my bf met my dad for the first time he was terrified for a second though my dad wasnt trying to be scary (hes a big guy and knows it while my bf isnt as big and also knows it) that was 13 months ago and my bf still is a little scared of my dad even though the two of them get along very well
doggy1230 5
Having a daughter doesn't give you a licence to pull a knife on someone. Your daughter may be your life, but that isn't anyone's problem but yours. It doesn't give you the right to be above the law (threatening someone with a knife is against the law).
yoursucklives 36
when my dad first met my boyfriend, he was the nice guy he always is. no scaring or anything. i know that i'm very important to him and that he doesn't want me to get hurt, but he knew i wouldn't pick a douchbag. and guess what? we're still together 4 years later and both my parents love my boyfriend. i think it's dumb to want to scare the boyfriend. he could be around for a long time, so i think it's more important that dad and boyfriend get along well.
carelessxdanger 9
i'll admit its a little creepy, but boys are so disrespectful these days. I hope it scared him enough to make sure he always treats you right.
shank39 12
Awww... You got a loving dad who is very protective of you...
Coltrain1223 8
Shank you for that story
sharonasaur 17
my big bro did that to my (now ex) boyfriend! he took out his ginormous pocket knife and started twirling it around and stuff, and was all like "so dalton...I wanna talk to you about something" XD it was funny
Selkhe 10
I ******* hate when fathers do this and everybody goes "aww he's just looking after you". It's not cute nor healthy and it implies distrust in the daughter's decision of who she dates and distrust in her ability to look after herself. There is a difference between making sure your kids don't date dangerous people, and turning into a threatening person yourself.
isabellasimone 18
He might just be joking......
JackieJean 5
My uncles did that to an old boyfriend. He still cheated on me though.
Chris93Jones 20
He's just staring your boyfriend to make sure he stays in check, if your boyfriend stays around, he's a keeper , I know I will be cleaning my shotgun that I never use when I have a daughter.
Girlie7 11
He must've been like " why so serious son" to your boyfriend after showing the knife..