Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
by Anonymous / 04/19/2013 at 2:28pm / United States / Love
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#9 - On 04/19/2013 at 9:32pm by sweatypandalove
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How about, "Take a shower or you'll never get that thing touched again?"
#6 - On 04/19/2013 at 9:27pm by ElementaryEdGuy
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