Today, my parents told me that I wasn’t invited to a family wedding... - FML

By SporadiCOOL - 27/08/2019 00:01

Today, my parents told me that I wasn’t invited to a family wedding because it was too expensive to invite everyone. This would be fine, if they didn’t invite all my other cousins, and my baby sibling as well. To be honest, it’s probably just because I’m gay. FML

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Yemi Adeshokan 4

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Tuesday 27 August 2019 1:11

That's legitimately awful. No amount of alcohol can drown such a feeling. I'm so sorry, mate

Yudith 21

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Tuesday 27 August 2019 12:32

Just pull a Maleficent. Go there in your gayest attire and say that you have a gift for the newlyweds. Then touch the bride with a glittery wand and say that her first child will be gay. Then disappear in a cloud of colored smoke.

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Yemi Adeshokan 4

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Tuesday 27 August 2019 1:11

That's legitimately awful. No amount of alcohol can drown such a feeling. I'm so sorry, mate

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 27 August 2019 1:40

Or maybe they just don't like you.

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Tuesday 27 August 2019 1:58

That sucks. You deserve better.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Tuesday 27 August 2019 2:23

Hold up... the gay guy isn't going to the gayest event people can have that isn't a Pride parade? How lame is that?

katydid91 31

Tuesday 27 August 2019 7:37

You're welcome to come to my wedding. Whenever that day comes. Hugs to you!

Yudith 21

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Tuesday 27 August 2019 12:32

Just pull a Maleficent. Go there in your gayest attire and say that you have a gift for the newlyweds. Then touch the bride with a glittery wand and say that her first child will be gay. Then disappear in a cloud of colored smoke.

childlessmother 16

Tuesday 27 August 2019 14:47

I’d show up anyways in all of my fab abs bring my new squeeze

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Friday 30 August 2019 6:17

They don’t deserve you.

AlbertEinstein00713 5

Saturday 15 February 2020 11:06

Quit being gay then.

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