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  mariepastyglue  |  30

No!! That's a different level of dirty! I'm all for going down on my man whenever and wherever he wants, but that right there is truly gag worthy and I'm not talking about the good kind. Maybe you should recommend him putting his tongue in your coochie next time your aunt flow visits!

  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

That's actually not as bad as some people make it out to be, 66. Even being a guy I would never even try to convince my girl my girl to blow me on the toilet. Hell, I try to be as considerate as I can whenever a girl gives me head. I don't ask for it when I know I probably sweated a lot down there, like after lifting or mowing the lawn. And I expect some consideration from her as well. No guy wants to go down on a girl after she just ran a mile, unless of course, you're into that type of thing.

  SolarFlare  |  20

eww it's nasty. but im sure it works because both taking a grap and having sex increase the release of dopamine, which is responsible for the "happy" feeling.

  tralala453  |  22

That's a shitty situation.

  FightMyLiger  |  19

Dr. Ruth,
I don't understand the logistics of a blumpkin. Seems like it would have to be a really quick BJ, or a really long crap. Or do you hold your crap until you're about to cum? Or hold your cum until you're about to crap?


  TheDrifter  |  23

More than kinda disturbing. But, they say for every great man there is a great woman and for every horrible man there is one sick bitch. Op's husband just didn't find the ideal partner for his perversion.