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So so so disgusting... And unhygienic.
Ask him if you can shit on his face.... Oh don't forget to tell him that it may or may not make him ******.
Dafuq? My finace has said some weird shit but thats just wow.
No!! That's a different level of dirty! I'm all for going down on my man whenever and wherever he wants, but that right there is truly gag worthy and I'm not talking about the good kind. Maybe you should recommend him putting his tongue in your coochie next time your aunt flow visits!
That's actually not as bad as some people make it out to be, 66. Even being a guy I would never even try to convince my girl my girl to blow me on the toilet. Hell, I try to be as considerate as I can whenever a girl gives me head. I don't ask for it when I know I probably sweated a lot down there, like after lifting or mowing the lawn. And I expect some consideration from her as well. No guy wants to go down on a girl after she just ran a mile, unless of course, you're into that type of thing.
There are more girls like #66 out there, you just haven't found us
#49 woohoo I'm not the only one who knows what that's called!!
girl you are the perfect girl for men everywhere
Well, did it work?
eww it's nasty. but im sure it works because both taking a grap and having sex increase the release of dopamine, which is responsible for the "happy" feeling.
"taking a crap"
where you prepared? Or did that just blow your mind?
@37 on the crapper would be my best guess
See her username.
Dr. Ruth, I don't understand the logistics of a blumpkin. Seems like it would have to be a really quick BJ, or a really long crap. Or do you hold your crap until you're about to cum? Or hold your cum until you're about to crap? Thanks, Confused
#35 The term came from a YouTuber named Uberhaxornova.
My apologies. It's just the first place I have heard of that, and it sounded so...different, that I never questioned if it was a real thing or not.
What the actual ****? Are you married to poop-in-the-shower-guy?
I would like to know where you bought your shower that came with a toilet.
The thought of that is incredibly disgusting!
Kinda disturbing actually
Agreed
That's..just...gross.
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So so so disgusting... And unhygienic.
well isnt that a load of crap... anyone?