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Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (73237) - you deserved it (6511)

On 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by wow (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

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Is there any one left out there who isn't a scum bag? What ever happened to having values?

#1 - On 04/15/2013 at 7:23pm by SirCharles83

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OP is psychic.

#4 - On 04/15/2013 at 7:24pm by Freethaawave

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