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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too "high maintenance". And that's because I ask him to use condoms when we have sex, and I refuse to invite my friends over for threesomes. I don't know why I'm not actually glad we are broken up. FML


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On 01/07/2013 at 3:35am - love - by kat124ever (woman) - United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East)

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If he thinks wanting to use condoms is high maintenance, I'd love to see how he feels about the babies that will result with not using them.

#2 - On 01/07/2013 at 6:07am by chelseaaababyyy

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When he asked for a threesome, you should have invited one of your male friends over.

That'd shut him up, one way or the other.

#14 - On 01/07/2013 at 6:12am by perdix

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