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RP Havens 10 January 2013, 06:25 Galloway, United States

The last to know

Today, my grandmother called me to tell me that there will be a nice, single guy for me to meet at the family reunion. She went on and on about how perfect he was for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm a lesbian, and have been out to the rest of the family for over six years. FML

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jay ze punk 29 January 2013, 19:56 Metz-tessy, France

Charming

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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Anonymous 1 February 2013, 07:01 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Classy guy

Today, I actually considered my boyfriend romantic and deserving of an award when he didn't fart after sex. FML

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