Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too "high maintenance". And that's because I ask him to use condoms when we have sex, and I refuse to invite my friends over for threesomes. I don't know why I'm not actually glad we are broken up. FML
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chelseaaababyyy 17
If he thinks wanting to use condoms is high maintenance, I'd love to see how he feels about the babies that will result with not using them.
perdix 29
When he asked for a threesome, you should have invited one of your male friends over. That'd shut him up, one way or the other.
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Comments (126)
dieselwrench4 4
be glad you aren't sitting there pregnant with his child and an STD... see the bright side ...
RAULFML6_6 10
you should start dating better people and not **** faces
skyeyez9 24
I guess he is one of those who whine that "I can't feel anything" when he wears a condom. Should have asked him if he would like to feel his paycheck being sucked dry for the next 18 years if he got you pregnant.
Luckybananaz 4
I guess he's into your girlfriend also
Luckybananaz 4
Where I'm from its hard to find employees n when I do I get the king of all lazy
Westmall66 4
**** u
stargirl_95 24
You deserve better than that asshat. Don't worry OP, you'll have the last laugh when that idiot ends up with an STD or a baby.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Good he sounds needy and In control. You deserve better.
looney_mc 4
What wrong with you that could have been the beat future father in the world.
Catkam623 27
Love is hard to fathom.