By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco
Same thing different taste
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Who are these people ?
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Gross dude
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Stuck in the middle with you
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High Maintenance FTW
lol
Balls to you!
Well they did do some research and they found out the smell of sweat works as an aphrodisiac for women.
FTW = Fornicate The Weirdos
FTW=**** the what?
Heck yeah. Op shouldn't even be upset!
good riddance!! he sounds like a nasty ass.
smells not sounds.
I smilled when I saw this ^^ Its not Monoco, its Monaco and it is in Spain not in France. Plus, french do take showers everyday :Pp LMAO
YDI
Exactly! Why was she dating a hobo anyway?
Yah she deserves it for being a drama queen, I'm 99% certain that wasn't the whole reason for the break up even IF (and it is a big if) the acquisitions are true.
Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.
Agreed.
haha, agree!
Homeless people get frequent free showers.
Many homeless shower more often than OP's boyfriend.
That's incredibly disgusting. Don't tell me you knew nothing of his poor hygiene behavior before getting with him.
exactly
While I agree that such a lack of personal hygiene is revolting, sometimes people's bathing habits deteriorate because of depression/lifestyle changes/laziness/other factors. For instance, this one guy I knew used to bathe regularly, but after he graduated high school, he pretty much didn't shower, brush his teeth, or even change clothes more than he absolutely had to.
But then my question is, why does he not care about his appearance and/or overall well being? Was he depressed? I've known people to stop caring about themselves while depressed, so it is a viable excuse. But if laziness is the only reason he stopped brushing his teeth and changing his clothes etc...
That is absolutely disgusting. I shower twice a day, ritualistically.
High five for good hygiene!!!
You must be pretty effing *serious hygiene* if you shower twice a day... I only shower once... a week. (; i kid, of course. *___* changed "weird" to serious hygiene, to be nicer. (;
"ritualistically" - Do you sacrifice a goat beforehand?
9 grunge is gone it has no guitar solos after kurt kobain it was done
One to fap, the second to fap furiously, I'm sure.
grunge is gone because you shower twice a day. ; )
so why is this an FML? be happy you got rid of the dirtbag, if he cant do a simple thing such as shower brush his teeth and use deoderant hes not worth it, you shouldnt ask him to do that, it should come naturually everyday... OP you should be glad your rid of him, im sure you can do better
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He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.
Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.