Madzison
Australia
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Guayanilla, Sweden
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
uuuuugh
United States
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Knot in my throat
Misophonist or misogynist?
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
lovehim
United States
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Noise annoys
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
alissa_roar
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
well, now what
Broken Arrow, United States
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Soconfused
Strange behavior
Today, I once again confronted my boyfriend about tagging the girl he told me not to worry about in boyfriend/girlfriend memes on Facebook instead of me. He told me I was overreacting and, “it’s just social media!” He told me he’ll dump me if I bring it up again. We’ve been together for a year and a half. FML
really?
United States
Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
Awkward
Netherlands
Nice victim blaming, dude
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Top comments
kdahrouj 6
At least it's not Justin bieber
perdix 31
Quit being so possessive! Share him with Miley, so he can have the best of both worlds!
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Comments (183)
instnt1nfction 17
Better than a Hannah Montannah obsession
AngrehPirate 0
I'm more of a Lilly fan *blush*
SoccerGod234 0
Hey, everyone has an obsession.
enonymous 9
Dude needs to hop on the Ryan Gosling bandwagon.... The Notebook... Enough said
iBoardSlide 0
Doesn't beat my obsession with Rebecca Black.
davek 36
urdirtyolduncle 15
I have an obsession with Slenea Gomez. Nobody can best her!
inverted_twinkie 6
This FML would have been so much funnier if he was like 23 or something.
CharliesCool2084 8
81 - Maybe he was...
CockAsian 14
83 - Or maybe he is.
ohxdamnxkay02 12
your boyfriend does not need a "serious talk" , he needs a therapist.
n_epic_fail 14
59- I have an obsession with two door cinema club :S
AdrianneLily 9
Haha xD
kdahrouj 6
At least it's not Justin bieber
biglittlehead 12
There both over rated little girls with no talent. I don't see the difference.
brunomars09 3
#2 I was going to say that :'c
quite_bored 9
85, you don't see the difference between Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber OR there and they're.
_kfchicken 4
I think Justin bieder is Miley Cyrus he just puts a wig on, but Hannah Montana she is just her own superstar
bobleheadNS 0
DON'T DISS JB MAN :c
perdix 31
Quit being so possessive! Share him with Miley, so he can have the best of both worlds!
LaughinStock 16
why perdix :( I thought of that first
zack11742 7
Winning
TzzaNL 8
ROFL
lecco 0
Win XD
teague95 16
vaginal intercourse! ...Oh? we're not saying dumb shit purposely. my apologies.
TrollololSlayer 3
Apparently you didn't 7, his comment was 3rd and yours was, well, 7.
muzy 23
No one help him! let's see if #98 can figure it out by themselves
BiGxMoE_fml 0
Loool
LaughinStock 16
He just wants the best of both worlds Op. :)
skittihorse 8
See #3.
imepelepticsir 5
see his comment on #3
ladyLALAA 29
See 131... Geez guys, worse things happen in the world then a double comment.. He could've misspelt something!
fucking_dev 2
just one second late ..
ElainaCutsYou 0
I know a 50 year old man that is obsessed with her.
SugarCrazy 14
Cool story, bro.
Wangan_Warrior 9
What chapter do you shut the **** up?
iAmScrubs 19
I know a 23 year old anaconda that is obsessed with her.
sweetdreams20 0
Underage ****
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
25. Why you so angry. Obviously it's fun to stir shit up. But you let them initiate it. Is it because you have hairy legs?
ElainaCutsYou 0
Do u guys think I was talking about me? Cause I'm a girl.. And I'm not anywhere near 50..
sweetdreams20 0
25- underage **** put a shirt on
mpsteve137 15
Give him a Metallica cd. That'll help him.
The_Troller 14
Let's introduce him to better music a little bit slower, we don't want to overload and kill him.
EvilCupcake8361 9
The classics IV man :)
JenniferTheDark 0
If Metallica can't cure a Miley obsession, we'll need a heavy dose of System of a Down.
stevenJB 25
Lol ^
Spade606 6
Miley cyrus gives him more boners than you ever will
sweetdreams20 0
Boners....tehe
surfnshred 2
What is wrong with that? She is hot. It's like any girl obsessed with Justin Bieber
iDaniel525 8
Yeah, he's hot...wait, what?
SaMmIMonster96 6
Ewwh Justin Bieber is awful!! I don't have a clue what was going through Selina's head.. Smh
brooklynne3432 0
That sounded like you admitting Justin bieber is hot. Which is true... He is. Kidruahl4life
KiddNYC1O 22
Okay, he's not ugly, he just looks like a girl...
zander4310 5
And thats what girls like
iAmScrubs 19
Just tell your boyfriend to picture Billy Ray running down the beach with his mullet waving in the wind if he ever fantasizes about her.
Savra_fml 17
11, that could break his heart, his achy breaky heart!
chubby_choco 17
XD Mullets would be enough to turn me off anyway, let alone her freaking dad.
jasef 7
Why would you have to have any sort of talk with him about that? If he's dangerously obsessed with her, yes. But if it's just her music, then so what?
jadaDbailey 1
Her herself is amazing . RESPECT HER