Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Misophonist or misogynist?
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Noise annoys
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Strange behavior
Today, I once again confronted my boyfriend about tagging the girl he told me not to worry about in boyfriend/girlfriend memes on Facebook instead of me. He told me I was overreacting and, “it’s just social media!” He told me he’ll dump me if I bring it up again. We’ve been together for a year and a half. FML
Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
Nice victim blaming, dude
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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kdahrouj 6
At least it's not Justin bieber
perdix 31
Quit being so possessive! Share him with Miley, so he can have the best of both worlds!
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Comments (183)
dessaye 19
OP's Australian? It's obviously Kimmi and Dave Days.
ScarletBloom 14
So what were you trying to convince him?
Obeyy19 4
He should obsess over someone WORTH obsessing over.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Why is it so wrong? He only did it because you probably obsess over Edward from twilight. At least his obsession has a little talent and isn't a vampire.
monkiki62 5
A vampire sparkling far exceeds mileys talents son.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
No way bro. A fictional character over someone who conned their way into millions of preteen hearts, I'm gonna go with a real, truly ingenious marketing girl who can actually sing. Not a shitty actor off a shitty movie.
vierachtdrei 3
^ this.
skroal 7
What's with all of the "I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend..." FMLs recently?
pandora1983 0
I said the same thing yesterday about all the fml lately with something going down someones shirt and sticking in their bra..... :( i just dont know thre is alot of serious talks with boyfriends and alot of weird things in bras....
Aoifexzx 3
Better than a Twilight one.
JenniferTheDark 0
Agreed. In fact, I hid all the Twilight books at the library today, and the only reason the librarian got upset at me was because she'd have to put them back :P
JMichael 26
I'm not gunna lie..that girl is gorgeous :)
MDTeddy 13
Is your bf Davedays by any chance?
808_Fox_Racer 1
Could this possibly be Kimmi Smiles?? :D