Madzison
Australia
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Guayanilla, Sweden
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
uuuuugh
United States
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Knot in my throat
Misophonist or misogynist?
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
lovehim
United States
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Noise annoys
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
alissa_roar
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
well, now what
Broken Arrow, United States
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Soconfused
Strange behavior
Today, I once again confronted my boyfriend about tagging the girl he told me not to worry about in boyfriend/girlfriend memes on Facebook instead of me. He told me I was overreacting and, “it’s just social media!” He told me he’ll dump me if I bring it up again. We’ve been together for a year and a half. FML
really?
United States
Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
Awkward
Netherlands
Nice victim blaming, dude
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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kdahrouj 6
At least it's not Justin bieber
perdix 31
Quit being so possessive! Share him with Miley, so he can have the best of both worlds!
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Mullak 7
He probably like's her wild side, I've heard she can't be tamed, I mean I'm sure there 7 things he likes about you, I sure would like to be a fly on the wall, when OP had this conversation with her boyfriend.
skipzabeat 0
A definite Miley fan here!
The_Troller 14
I feel ashamed for knowing all of the songs that you referenced.
hellbilly205 17
Me too 64 me too.
HateLife66 0
Nice word play
RedPillSucks 33
Could be worse. Your boyfriend could be in his 50's.
sweetdreams20 0
When did we start talking about your dad
Rae_Ballet 5
Is your boyfriend Dave Days, perhaps? :D
808_Fox_Racer 1
Woo we have another Dave Days fan!!
ivanhoe4u 3
Ewwww!
violetsweety 26
Have a Rebecca Black obsession. .
perdix 31
Maybe you two can fly over to The States, invite Miley to a three-way and have a Party in the USA.
markrs 0
You're killing me...
crypticundead 4
You sir, are fantastic. But you know what would be better? A party in the CIA
hipsterjugend 0
Is your boyfriend Dave Days?
lalalaski 3
That was my first thought.
Greendaycheese 12
Let him enjoy what he enjoys o.o...
loserman67 36
PLease tell us that you are 13 and your boyfriend is 14, otherwise he is really twisted....
mattjoel 4
Miley Cyrus is 18 dumb ass
emilyjgraham 34
I think what he's getting at is that anyone over that age, especially boys, should not be obsessed with miley cyrus...
grahambertus 11
And youre just a freak.