Madzison
Australia
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Guayanilla, Sweden
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
uuuuugh
United States
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Knot in my throat
Misophonist or misogynist?
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
lovehim
United States
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Noise annoys
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
alissa_roar
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
well, now what
Broken Arrow, United States
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Soconfused
Strange behavior
Today, I once again confronted my boyfriend about tagging the girl he told me not to worry about in boyfriend/girlfriend memes on Facebook instead of me. He told me I was overreacting and, “it’s just social media!” He told me he’ll dump me if I bring it up again. We’ve been together for a year and a half. FML
really?
United States
Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
Awkward
Netherlands
Nice victim blaming, dude
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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kdahrouj 6
At least it's not Justin bieber
perdix 31
Quit being so possessive! Share him with Miley, so he can have the best of both worlds!
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Comments (183)
lvl19virgin 0
Does he post on /g/
TheBeanieChic 1
Do you happen to date DaveDays?
xxLovePinkxx 0
So your boyfriends like 12, right?
Stongee 0
Hey my ex had one too it's funny at first then it's creepy as hell. It's really bad at a school dance when a song comes on and he starts jumpin up and down.
Skaterboi26 0
does he have pothead syndrome
hollylindell 0
Is it sad I've had to do the same exact thing??
Keelinc 0
Is your boyfriend davedays?
Cupid522 0
Ewwww trife
vivienmoore 0
is your boyfriend Dave Days?
kitsune3 20
I love my boyfriend, and I wouldn't mind if he liked Miley Cyrus' music, but if he ever became OBSESSED, I would probably have to shoot him.