Too Tired To Function By FML Videos - 09/10/2018 18:30 - United States - New York He doesn't like to move it move it. I agree, your life sucks 293 You deserved it 85 Share Tweet Share
Today, I got up extra early to curl my hair because I wanted to look nice at school for a change. After coming downstairs my mom yells at me and says, "See, when you don't wake up on time your hair looks like that. You could have at least combed it!" FML I agree, your life sucks 69 904 You deserved it 5 999
Today, I realised that unless I masturbate about an hour before sex, sex lasts less than 20 seconds, but even after masturbating I’m still lucky to last a single minute. I don’t know how to stop disappointing her, and she’s my first serious girlfriend. I’m pathetic. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 226 You deserved it 551
Today, I overheard my mom telling my aunt what an “attention-seeking drama queen” I’ve been lately. All I asked was that she not smoke around me. I’ve had asthma all my life and am currently recovering from Covid. She thinks it’s all a conspiracy, meanwhile I haven’t taken a deep breath in weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 398 You deserved it 115
Today, I woke up at 3:45 am, and got ready to leave my house before 5, since I needed to be at my new job for orientation at 6. When I got there, I realized they actually meant 6 pm. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 550 You deserved it 3 174
Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML I agree, your life sucks 44 419 You deserved it 5 754
Today, I walked up to my sister's car to give her some money I owed her. She refused to open the window and take back the money. After begging her to open the window, a passer-by mistook me for a beggar and gave me some loose change. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 502 You deserved it 1 356
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 985 You deserved it 8 240
Today, after I bought a gaming system two days ago, for too much money, to distract myself from all the horrible things going on in my life and the world, it broke. So now I’m trying to distract myself from the thing I bought to distract myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 165 You deserved it 254