Too Tired To Function By FML Videos - 09/10/2018 18:30 - United States - New York He doesn't like to move it move it. I agree, your life sucks 291 You deserved it 83 Share Tweet Share
Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 881 You deserved it 2 549
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 958 You deserved it 62 427
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML I agree, your life sucks 968 You deserved it 418
Today, my mom told me I need to stop yelling and swearing at my girlfriend. Um, OK, first of all mom, she’s my ex because she cheated on me with my best friend since nursery school, and when she turns up drunk at my door at 4 a.m., you can bet I’m going to yell and swear until she goes away. FML I agree, your life sucks 896 You deserved it 115
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML I agree, your life sucks 732 You deserved it 122
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 411 You deserved it 26 394
Today, I visited my Grandma's house, and my uncle happened to be there. As expected, and all the time, he greeted with his signature shit-eating, "I see what you did there" face. He's been doing that to me ever since he saw me masturbating when I was a little kid. I'm 47, married, and have 2 kids now. FML I agree, your life sucks 390 You deserved it 116
Today, my son volunteered to help me cut out coupons. When I got to the register at the store, I noticed he'd cut off all the barcodes. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 169 You deserved it 7 954