Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Misophonist or misogynist?
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Noise annoys
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Strange behavior
Today, I once again confronted my boyfriend about tagging the girl he told me not to worry about in boyfriend/girlfriend memes on Facebook instead of me. He told me I was overreacting and, “it’s just social media!” He told me he’ll dump me if I bring it up again. We’ve been together for a year and a half. FML
Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
Nice victim blaming, dude
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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kdahrouj 6
At least it's not Justin bieber
perdix 31
Quit being so possessive! Share him with Miley, so he can have the best of both worlds!
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Comments (183)
euamo 0
Don't be so jealous! She's pretty and I bet she can't have sex with him like you can(:
caitybear32 0
Break up with that pussy thats pathetic
Awesomewaffle 0
Miley Cyrus? I feel bad for you.
quite_bored 9
No, THIS IS SPARTA!!
zander4310 5
lol "boyfriend" he obviously does not have a good taste in girls.....
ferroneous 0
Was the Britney song on?
MickMitch 0
We have to deal with the same sh*t for our girlfriends and Justin beiber...
MickMitch 0
Oooo wow... 110... I go that fast all the time was it really picture worthy?...
Herondale15 2
Your boyfriend and my boyfriend have the same problem -__-
cetlawizard 15
Get a mask of Miley for you to wear & a mask of someone you like then tell him that the masks always have to be worn while you're together in private...he'll get un-obsessed really fast. (especially if the one he wears is somebody as ***** as Miley that he hates & you think is hot)...obsession solved. :) I'd be more worried if he had a gaga obsession though.