Madzison
Australia
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Guayanilla, Sweden
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
uuuuugh
United States
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Knot in my throat
Misophonist or misogynist?
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
lovehim
United States
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Noise annoys
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
alissa_roar
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
well, now what
Broken Arrow, United States
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Soconfused
Strange behavior
Today, I once again confronted my boyfriend about tagging the girl he told me not to worry about in boyfriend/girlfriend memes on Facebook instead of me. He told me I was overreacting and, “it’s just social media!” He told me he’ll dump me if I bring it up again. We’ve been together for a year and a half. FML
really?
United States
Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
Awkward
Netherlands
Nice victim blaming, dude
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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kdahrouj 6
At least it's not Justin bieber
perdix 31
Quit being so possessive! Share him with Miley, so he can have the best of both worlds!
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taylorjean97 6
dave days comes to mind...
danehboi 4
That's really sad, what's wrong with Miley cyrus
booppppp 2
Ha! That you Mia?
oldirtybasterdSE 0
Why can't guys pick a real woman that's sexy? Like Scarlett Johansson?
josetakapele 2
According to my girlfriend I have an obsession with Taylor Swift.
UrCapsLockOn 12
Hannah Montana Is ****** AWESOME and HOT ... i think :D
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow...what self-respecting heterosexual male would tolerate that talentless little snob? None that I know of. And to all the Twilight haters, wow, just stop it already. Twilight has nothing to do with Miley Cyrus, and on top of which, Twilight is a zillion times better than Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber combined. At least that series is entertaining and has talented people unlike those two teenie boppers who, if they switched voices, would sound like their appropriate genders.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
I think you mean a single talented person: Robert Patterson. Everyone else is complete shit, including the "author," and you have no idea how hard I cringed at having to label that trash as such.
rillastyle 1
Download the porno for him Not her but looks just like her
crazyblackchick 0
I have an Alvin and the chipmunks obsession (the 90's version)
fruitinthemiddle 1
My aunts ex boyfriend was obsessed with her too, I even walked in on him jamming out to it. It was scary.