Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Sick moves, dude
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
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lajaynay 15
Intense shower sex.
Climaxx 11
Not cool. You can actually drown in a shower :|
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Climaxx 11
Not cool. You can actually drown in a shower :|
JacobWithaY 5
Probably wanted a sandwich..
GreenAppleDP 0
Maybe he was at least nice enough to turn off the shower so she wouldn't have been able to drown.
Oasispetro1 4
no shit
muzy 23
Drowning in a bath i can understand but drowning in a showrr !?!?! blimey...
KayBo 13
He's a keeper.
Damn_Hippster 11
I hope the drain wasn't clogged with hair otherwise you could have drowned.
zombiegold 23
What I want to know is how she passed out.
TexasMud 8
Maybe if you're face down you might drown but shit... I'd rather be warm, than to have the water off and get frost bite.
downtime 13
53, You threadjacked to just repeat what the original comment said...I don't think comments get much more pointless than that...except this one?
jweezy89 4
Oh come on op, he's a man. He doesn't have time to look after you with all his man shit to take care of. Some people are so inconsiderate...
pinkpolarbear 8
Thats one serious climax
imepelepticsir 5
where you plump as a raisen. (typo)
kaylamahoney90 12
yes. it's been done.
lajaynay 15
Intense shower sex.
KiddNYC1O 22
Your votes are up and down. I thought your theory was legit.
olpally 33
Op will never tell us.. Grrr.. I do like this theory though.. Can't believe the bf did that, what an ass.
DrMime 10
Yea... He didn't "leave" you there...
Wederoney 16
2, I like the way you think.
lajaynay 15
Haha. It's what came to mind first. :D
behemoth198 0
Haha any opportunist would have done it!
DoubleDose 0
Well you can assume that, I mean who takes a shower with a spouse other than to fool around. It's too crowded to both individually shower unless ofcourse you've got one of those massive sauna showers with the benches and strobe lights for mood and all that
StoryOfTheYear 15
Had some wet dreams im assuming?
firecopy 6
Shower = wet. Yea, unlike some people I got the joke :D
Zoranius 6
Well nuh-uh Sherlock?
firecopy 6
It's alright. I sacrificed my comment to get a good one commented up. FML Hero saves the day once again!
ManlyDunsparce 3
38-And this children. Is what we call a moron.
firecopy 6
No good dead goes unpunished... (To those late to the party) Original comment was severely thumbed down. I stated the obvious, so people would understand the joke. Frankly, some people just aren't as "clever" as us. Hope this (IMO) redundant point has gotten across.
Magic_Mushroom 7
It didnt, we all still hate you
Honda288 2
And your a mean bastard but your comment was funny as hell.
MarsBarz 0
deed*
firecopy 6
To Mars. Oops, thanks for correcting my comment.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I'm sure he took a couple of opportunities before he left you there.
shift_love 13
That was actually pretty awesome. Don't know why it got thumbs down.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
It happened to #2 as well. Some idiot either just trolls or misunderstands a comment and thumbs it down, then the rest of the sheep blindly follow. It's a rather frequent occurrence. Perfectly legit comments buried from existence because somebody got the thumbs-down ball rolling and everybody else just couldn't resist.
GoW_Chick 15
I would describe them more like lemmings, once one jumps off that cliff they're all going over without a second thought, but I've seen buried comments get saved when the people who can actually understand a joke, or legit comment come out of their hiding places.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
An even greater curiosity is when the comment is later explained by both its poster and a third party, the explanations get a plethora of thumbs up, while the original comment keeps being thumbed down. That's one thing I will never understand. The internet population really breaks my brain sometimes.
zombicidal 11
the same works both ways though comments with lots of up thumbs usually continue to keep raising
choloman 0
even though what has been said is complete bullshit
thisisafunnyname 12
ME NO UNDERSTAND. ME THUMB DOWN. ME FEEL POWERFUL. ME SEE THUMB DOWN. ME THUMB DOWN TOO.
juliahockey 0
Well that sucks. He sounds like an asshole.
smarie98 1
He's a real winner, marry him.
Pr0metheus 7
I think you all misunderstand OP's boyfriend, I'm sure he just left her because she's so cute when she sleeps.
fuzzbuck1 4
At least u got clean while lying there
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Yes but you get out looking like a raisin.
OsirisFaction_fml 5
Time to look for a new boyfriend.
iknowimawesome 13
My thoughts exactly.
FleshForFantasy 3
And he's still your boyfriend?
mrssuarez2011 12
My question exactly
StupidBunnies 10
Could've been worse?
RyanMacVey 17
Yes, she could have been raped and mutilated and forced to watch all 4 twilight film on repeat until she eventually gave up and stopped breathing just to spare herself fro such barbaric torture... Does that make this FML any less valid? NO! So stfu.
rattusrattus 19
Please... never work for a government intelligence agency. Your mind is... really ****** up, man.
TheDrudgeChild 4
Really? You can drown in a shower, so it's a bigger deal than you're acting like it is. And considering her lover didn't even care about that, "could have been worse" is a bad judgement to make on an FML.
flockz 20
i can't even think about watching all the twilights on repeat damn. that's too harsh man.
StupidBunnies 10
How do you know he left the shower on? To much missing information for you to start presuming he left her to drown. I ment it could've been worse by the fact she is still here to make the post. Relax bud.
thatKidzmOm 10
Flockz I like the new pic! Nice!
A100893 30
A lot of relationship fainting going on lately. Hope he had the courtesy to turn off the water.