soawkward
Canada
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Alice
United Kingdom
Charming
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Yes
United States
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Anonymous
Darwin, Australia
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Sick moves, dude
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
nude
United States
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
sandysmith
United States
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
HelpPlease
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Anonymous
Dekalb, United States
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Top comments
lajaynay 15
Intense shower sex.
Climaxx 11
Not cool. You can actually drown in a shower :|
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Comments (179)
flockz 20
he probably had to take a shit.
MorteEtDabo 5
Your comment goes perfectly with your picture. o:
xShannonxSammyx 7
He's not a very good boyfriend, then.
fistnazal 10
Your mom is not a very good boyfriend, then
Zoranius 6
59, grow up. :-)
xShannonxSammyx 7
Er, I don't think my mom can physically be a boyfriend while still being anatomically correct.
KiddNYC1O 22
He doesn't want to miss Spongebob, sorry.
DocBastard 40
I assume "passed out" is a euphemism for sex? If so, this FML makes perfect sense.
dsbs 9
No. She literally passed out
flockz 20
no, he literally ****** the life out of her. she was left there like a fish out of water.
GoW_Chick 15
Good times, good times..
OmgThisSuck 3
That's all bad :(
Becausethatsucks 7
You need a new boyfriend
Mf2307 15
that's not good i don't think i would keep him your bf if he just left u there after you passed out
cash_monkey72 9
What? It was either stay in the shower with a passed out girl, or run over to his laptop and play WoW. Seems like a no-brainer to me.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
A proper boyfriend would have cared either way.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Wait, how the hell did this comment get here? It should have been a reply to 21.
iSpasticFantasti 14
Not every person who plays WoW is a complete dick, so tired of people making jokes related to WoW players just because of a stereotype. I'm not 30, I'm not overweight, I'm not single, I'm not a man and if someone passed out infront of me I would not wander over to WoW.
msjoyfull84 0
Were you drunk or on drugs? A proper bf would've cared unless it was self inflicted.
kittenvks 11
Yes because self inflicted unconsciousness should be ignored? I think what you're trying to say here, correct me if I'm wrong, is that if she were to have gotten drunk or high and then passed out then she should be ignored because she took the substance in the first place? I totally see where you're going with this **** alcohol poisoning and over dosing! :)
msjoyfull84 0
Lol, chill out. Bitter about a past experience?
KiddNYC1O 22
Shower twister? Imagine that. Right hand blue. Op reaches for blue circle- *zong* (hits head on faucet).
GoW_Chick 15
I want to play shower twister now! I bet they make the decals for it on those things that help you from slipping while showering.
KiddNYC1O 22
Lol. Yes!