soawkward
Canada
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Alice
United Kingdom
Charming
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Yes
United States
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Anonymous
Darwin, Australia
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Sick moves, dude
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
nude
United States
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
sandysmith
United States
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
HelpPlease
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Anonymous
Dekalb, United States
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Top comments
lajaynay 15
Intense shower sex.
Climaxx 11
Not cool. You can actually drown in a shower :|
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Comments (179)
rubyliu8420 7
Passed out from what?
LOLTroll432 0
Romantic time in the shower? Close enough.
AlyssaDemo13 0
Damn he must have been pretty good then....
aquaeyedsiren 0
at least he didn't leave you to die after a bike accident because of "adrenaline". It's all about perspective.
mintstashinurtea 5
you should really let us know if your still with him or not so we can properly deside if fml or ydi
dansco 25
After the sex right? lol
lilcutie00 0
Annnnnd why did you pass out?
jmoose311 3
Wow, you deserve this one. You shouldn't be having intimate relations with someone outside of marriage. That includes showering with them. Serves you right.
bradbin06 3
Omg huge deal! Lol I'd do that too of I was done!
moomoomeow2 7
That's horrible!